you have become so cynical Danny in such a short time, think it took us 30 years to get so cynical

The All Blacks were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 50-0, Jonah Lomu getting eight tries. The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Jonah to go out on his own.

"No worries," Jonah told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what happened." After the game Jonah headed for the pub where he told his teammates the final score: 95-3.

"What!!!!" said a furious Josh Kronfeld, "How did you let them get three points??!" Jonah replied apologetically, "I was sent off with 20 minutes to go."

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A man went to the doctor one day and said: "I've just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt." So the doctor said: "You've broken your finger."

YOU SHOULD BE ON STAGE

salford city reds rugby practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Head coach shaune mcrae immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, investigating forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the try line. Practice was resumed after mcrae decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

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Whats up nobody got any jokes

I have been living next door to an out of work exorcist. Things are getting tougher for him, his house was repossessed last week.

I am so very sorry for this joke!!!!

not bad 4/10

was sacked from my job at the wines and spirits section at asda today. A polish came in and asked me to recommend a good port, I said ''Dover, now f--k off!!''

A couple of lads were caught by a copper climbing over the fence at the last Reds game.He made them go back in until the end of the match.