Once bitten, twice shy??

Just being reading the "Holdsworth to HKR" thread and thought this needed resurrecting. There are some cracking efforts on here (and some terrible but highly amusing ones ) which I think need airing over the next few home games. As easy to remember as the "Dan Holdsworth woah, woah" chant is I think we can do better. Also we needs choons for a load of players who don't appear (and I may be wrong on this) to have one. (Jewitt, Swain, Sidlow, Broughton)

A couple of my latest lame efforts.................

"Oh Luke Swain I bet you think this song is about you,
Oh Luke Swain I bet you think this song is about you, don't you, don't you"
(You're so vain)

"You're not Dr Who, you're not Dr Who,
You're not Dr, you're not Dr, you're not Dr Who"
(Matty Smith)

And yes, I have half an hour to kill before my long bus journey to footie training tonight

To the tune of Jean Genie by Bowie

Ray Cashmere, he runs and he off loads
Ray Cashmere, his big hits will break your bones
He’s a big man, you'll be left on the ground
Ray Cashmere, when he knocks you down, knocks you dowwwwn!

First effort but more to come, lets just hope I haven’t peaked!

How about do 1 off scarlet turkey get back on Wire's forum and lick his ass there thanks.
We appreciate your opinion but quite rightly it wasnt wanted.


and Guys not heard this cashmere one, might have to remember and get it going again shall we since he's injured bit of encouragement i suppose will be nice his way.

To the tune of going down by stone roses

Cashmere hits you up the middle
Sidlow hits you from left
Big Phil hits you from the right side
Swaine makes sure theres nothing left
Ring a ding ding ding your going down
(you wont come round)

Tell me when you want me to stop!

quick but poor effort (and rip off) before I leave work

You’ll feel pain galore
You’ll feel pain
You’ll feel pain galore
You’ll feel pain
You’ll feel pain galore
You’ll feel pain
Once you’ve been hit by Swaine

TAXI

Any room in that taxi Matt?

sorry but that uncalled for

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Not very original at all. But im sure the shed could get the hang of it,

Were off to see the Wizard
the wonderful wizard from Oz
because, because, because, because
the wonderful things he does

Can i just apologise, for my friend on my account, thinking he's big time it was uncalled for most definitely



and for that song we sang last night that was awful
my mate is a ManUtd fan and gary neville is a red is catchy so :

Daniel Holdsworth Is A Red, Is A Red, Is A Red
Daniel Holdsworth Is A Red, He Hates Scousers / the team we play on the night e.g. Leeds - He Hates Yorkshire

In my opinion this is much better !
lets give this a crack of the whip !

to the tune of wig wam bam


wig wam bam stuart littlers are man,
wig wam bam try and pass it if you can,
wig wag bam stuart littlers are man,
try to pass the ball, try to pass the ball, just try to pass the f'[]ing ball