Yes your Chairman.

Like I said elsewhere, there's a lot of idiots around at the moment. I don't mind witty and well thought out banter, but all we seem to get is the subnormal section of RLFans. Where the cortex damage is high, and the pinnacle of excellent trolling is the ability to construct a readable sentence.

“We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.”
― Robert Wilensky

OfftheCuff rather proves this single-handedly, but then I suspect he does a few things that way!

And the award for the comedy post of the year goes to Biggles - pure comedy genius.

The problem is Barton Flyer, that is well constructed and funny, it will go right over his head, perhaps he needs a "slap on the wrist" if he can keep it still long enough.

Can anyone put a link up or a list of Dr Koukash`s horses that are running today please.

I have found 16 of them :-


Our Jonathan 1.50 York 11/4
Address Unknown 2.20 York 7/2
Franciscan 4.00 York 11/1
Gabrial's Star 4.00 York 33/1
Mandy's Choice 2.00 Chester 13/2
Modernism 2.30 Chester 14/1
Gatepost 3.10 Chester 5/2
Summerinthecity 3.10 Chester 9/2
Gabrial's King 3.40 Chester 7/1
Kiama Bay 3.40 Chester 12/1
Mehdi 4.15 Chester 12/1
Gabrial's Wawa 5.20 Chester 8/1
Gabrial's Kaka 3.15 Haydock 10/1
Masamah 3.50 Haydock 28/1
Fathsta 4.20 Haydock 20/1
Tango Star 4.55 Haydock 10/1

Good luck if playing

Cheers for the list

Well Charlie he cost the Bookies a packet at Chester last time.

Anyway after today he may feel that RL will cost him less than Racing as his Training fees alone for those 14 runners will be about £30k last month. Certainly more than Mr & Mrs Greg Inglis would cost us anyway.

They get banned mate.lol

I was at chester and had some each way money on Gatepost and Summerinthecity. Romped in 1st and 3rd in same race woohoo! Always trust in the doc!

Only broke even overall on the day tho