Why do some many fans of other clubs want to see the crumble?

I can see the RFL reading that link as gospel and anticipate a Banoffee coming the way of the Doc..
What a frangipane that would be.
Hopefully, the good Dr would tell them to lick his Jellies!!!!!

Anyway, the media know muffin but if it comes of, the red devils will be pecan bar none
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I'll get my coat now... Taxi!!!!!!

OMG, my taxi just pulled up.. it's a tarte au citron

If it's a female taxi driver watch out I've heard she's a bit of a manchester tart and will leave you in a right Eton mess so be careful

I know. They need to gateauver it.

Or better still not trifle with it

This thread wont be Pavlova till the fat lady sings.

This could end in a STARBURST and then we are in a CREME CARAMEL

Posts like this would help keep u sane if u ever got macarooned on a dessert island

If Koukash did disappear, do you think his parting shot would be to call Mr. Wood a fat rascal? Or would a Bundt cake be a closer approximation?..

This thread has scone down the pan, so I'm raisin the bar.

If he did go it wouldn't be any further than Eccles, Chorley or maybe Dundee u can't have your cake and eat it

This forum has torte me something it definitely takes the biscuit

Koukash has tried to transform a "Poor man's cake" (google it) by liberally sprinkling it with hundreds and thousands. I'll get my coat.