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Quote: mctiques headband "is necrophillia the same as cracking open a cold one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'"


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Quote: mctiques headband "is necrophillia the same as cracking open a cold one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'"


that would depend on how long they've been dead for icon_wink.gif

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Scrum-half: 'How many kids have you got?'
Full-back: 'Fourteen-all boys.'
Scrum-half: 'One more and you'll have your own rugby team!'
Full back: 'How many kids have you got?'
Scrum-half: 'Seventeen - all girls.'
Full back: 'One more and you'll have your own golf-course!'

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BLACK AND WHITES East is East,West is West, and never the twain shall meet. -------------------------------- "I" said the sparrow "With my bow and arrow.":33934.gif



An old boy got married to a young woman.He told his doctor she wanted kids.
"In that case " says the doc,"you had better get a lodger in".
A few months later the bloke went back to the doctor and told him his wife was pregnant.
"Did you do what I said and got a lodger in?" asks the doc.
"Aye" said the bloke"and she`s pregnant too."

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Whats the difference between a magicians wand and a policemans truncheon?

The magic wand is used for cunning stunts.

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Quote: I'm sorry you can't park here, It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four. "It’s Christmas, and the Wigan woman is tutting to herself while going through the Turkey freezer at Tescos. After examining all of them closely she turns to an assistant and says

Quote: I'm sorry you can't park here, It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four. "Five Cas Fans in an Audi Quattro were trying to park at a Wigan game. Mick the steward stops them and tells them

Quote: I'm sorry you can't park here, It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four. "For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is £80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?”
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an £80,000 mortgage and no bike!"'"


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bloke goes for a job on a building site foreman asks


'can you you brew tea'

'Yeah'

can you drive a fork lift truck'

'Fook me how bigs the tea pot'

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Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"



Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde:

"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Second Blonde:
Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!


I thank you!!

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Quote: JoyDivision "bloke goes for a job on a building site foreman asks


'can you you brew tea'

'Yeah'

can you drive a fork lift truck'

'Fook me how bigs the tea pot''"


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