Great signing if it goes through.

wont get too excited until I see him holding the shirt.

Despite the off the field issues, they say you cant help who you fall in........ or was that fall in love with

Anyhow the Tank on the Flank, beast of a player great coup.

The tank on the flank
The thing on the wing
The dick in your chick

Lol

Ted Hughes would be proud of that☆

I like your idea of the Justin Carney ladies evening, WAGS and supporters more than welcome.

Cum one, cum all, satisfaction guaranteed

Though if he's Just-in would satisfaction be guaranteed

The alternative was Joel Monaghan and the rhyming would have been a touch more extreme.

joel monaghan the larker with the barker.

MR, any idea who the back form NZ is mate?

I've just been told by MK that he's made up with Kevin Locke and he is coming back on a 2 year deal.....

And Gareth Hock on a 5 year contract with serialisation rights

You will have yourselves a very good player. Circumstances dictated he couldn't remain at Cas or move to Hull FC and he had few options left, with most clubs having reached the salary cap and/or the number of non-fed trained players allowed.
His strike rate of a try a game is not to be sniffed at, though it has to be noted he has played outside one of the best centres in the league in Michael Shenton who is excellent at creating the space Carney needs to build up a head of steam before contact with the defender. It will be interesting to see if he does as well outside a different centre.
On ability, I'm disappointed he is going. However, there is no choice in this for the good our our club and I doubt he leaves with the best wishes of most of our players, coaching staff or fans.

On a playing sense it's a great addition, but his ability to give your Mrs a good seeing too behind you back might take a while to the gain trust of the players. At the end of it all he's probably regretting the whole fiasco and learned his lessons. Come to think about it i know a few Carney's like this, with a deceitful and perception problem . Must be a name thing.

Not all: the last Carney I was pals with, could (and did) drink far more than I could dream of doing, so I doubt the two backed beasts issue appeared.

A dig at Are Kyd me thinks.

Think I'll cancel the Wife's season ticket

The pseudonym "Beast" is fitting too, there's one with Neanderthal traits I can recall, if we can get him on the other wing, we'd have The thing on the wing and the plank on the flank.