We'll drink a drink a drink
To Holdsworth the king the king the king
He's the leader of our rugby team
He's the greatest super standoff
The world has ever seen

"The wizard" is that good imo he is a worthty of the greats who have shared this little ditty.

while im on a roll.....

Oh jezza smith (oh jezza smith)
Has proved us wrong (has proved us wrong)
Oh jezza smith has proved us wrong
When he plays at replacement hooker
the boy can do no wrong....oh jezza smith

Take a walk.

In fact Ive just ordered you a taxi simply terrible song

to the united tune"we've won it 2 times without killing anyone"

Hes got no mates,he's got no maaaateeees...
poor danny houldsworth...he's got no mates!!

he's got a s**t gaff,he's gota gaaaaaffffff
poor danny houldsworth,he's got a gaff

he's not got acar,he's not got a caaaaaarrrrrrrr
poor danny houldsworth,he's not got a car!

we dont give a f**k,and neither do you!!
cheer up danny houldsworth...we f**king love you

to cheer up peter reed

cheer up daniel houldsworth,the girls think you are fit!!
we'd rather have you..than myler the little s**tttttttt

i think we're strugglin with the word "holdsworth" cos it rhymes with nowt

Turf.

"Hands up, if you use Safestyle"

It's not funny, but I'm not paid to write songs

Tune : wemberly wemblery

New Tv, New Tv
and name is Danny Holdsworth
And he needs a new tv

New Tv, New Tv
A 42inch plasma
With a built in DVD

Jesus

Minicabs will be 10 minutes

it better be a limo