Nope. I'm facepalming here at the fact that more than one person took it seriously!

Nope! It has to be completely tongue in cheek, every sentence.

Have you got him yet , thought not pmsl

NO

The law firm Pratt, Idiot and Wankshaft gave it away slightly

For me everyone should have to have shots and a passport to get in & out of Yorskshire so maybe the immigration bit is correct.

'Pmsl' and your profile pic is Homer Simpson? Good grief...

Think the big un bit on his profile name refers to the phallic appendage on his forehead.

They will, give it up man.

Well that's another day and still no Chase, maybe he doesn't fancy going downmarket and the massive 2000 crowds that go with it
PMSL just for the afflicted

A few things here.

Castlefords actual team bonding was a few days away camping, I was at a function with Daryl Powell on Friday night where he said how tight nit a group the were, And they came back and had trained really hard. He had the day out planned as a team day out as well.

As shown, All the team are in the photo, I know Rangi would have quite happily had a pic of just him and the Dr just to get the rumour mill going.

He will not leave Cas unless the right offer comes in, And that will not be anything as small as some are thinking. I'd think you'd have to be buying his contract out, That said. I think he will go. St George are still sniffing around, And that is Rangi's preference and other SL clubs are also said to have expressed an interest, Albeit Salford are Cas's option as its just a straight cash deal.

As you are his agent you should be far more professional.
The St George scenario is no longer a goer as they have signed Sam Williams and Widdop.
The announcement is 9th August so time is running out for you to take your percentage.
Tough noogies if you miss out.

I predict Chase will be playing for Salford next season for a fee of 150k

I'd go along with that.

I'd have thought that Chase would cost more than that personally, as others have said currently just about only beaten by Tomkins in SL for talent. Good business for Castleford to be able to get money in the bank and clear a huge burdon on the wage bill.

Monday gone and still no chase looks like he is not in slumming it.


You cant polish a turd no matter how much money/cheating etc.