The signings came in two by two,
Marwan, Marwan....
The signings came in two by two
Marwan, Marwan
Liam Foran, Mauro too
but they're as sh*te as me and you
Maaaarwan Kouuuuukash is buildin' a massive ark.

He drinks when he wants, he drinks when he wants, Gareth Hock, he'll drink when he wants.

Are we too rich for you? Are we too rich for you? Are we too rich for you?

Jingle bells,
Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see,
when salford win away

For the half backs I reckon the easiest would be repeating 'Tim Smith' to the tune of - Hi Ho Hi Ho It's off to work we go - from the Snow White and 7 dwarves film.

For Rangi - to the tune of Mungo Jerrys 'Long legged woman dressed in black' -

Salford Red Devil's half back Rangi Chase
He is class,he is class,he is class,class,class.

Every time he creates a move,it's a try,It's atry.
Every time he creates a move it's a try.
Every time he creates a move it's a try.
Every time he creates a move it's a try.

He knows how to shimmy and to run,how to run,how to run,how to run,run,run - REPEAT.

He knows how to dummy and to pass,how to pass,how to pass,how to pass,pass,pass. - REPEAT.

Back to top....^^^

We've got Hansen, Harrison Hansen, but I just don't think you understand that we've got Hansen, Harrison Hansen. He's the greatest fuc*king player in the land. . Achy breaky heart - Tune.

Ok my first effort at this …To the classic Boney M tune ..Rivers of Babylon

From the River of Jordan….Where he is from
Maaaaarwaan…now a Salford son
He loves his Horses ….n loves to Race
Even got one ...called Rangi Chase
Wer"e the talk of the Pies and even the Wire
Maaarwaan …...will take us higher

Il get my coat

for our first live game

ohhhh stevo is a wa%^er , he wears a wa%^ers hat
and when he saw the barton he said i fancy that
he didn`t like willows he said it was a dump
so heee can climb on barton bridge and take a running (edit as applicaple )jump

Mozzer......

[i"He's big, he's bad, he's older than me dad,
Ade Morley, Ade Morley"[/i

To the tune of "That's Amore"....

[i"If he's sat in the stand, with a cast on his hand, it's Ade Morley"[/i

[i"If he's sat in the stand, cos he keeps getting banned, it's Ade Morley"[/i

Fot Puletua just swop over the Paleeasina chant.

I think there should be a resounding,stirring,rabble-rousing song for Adrian Morley.

To the tune of John Brown's Body -

Who's the greatest club captain in all the world today ?
Who's the greatest club captain in all the world today ?
Who's the greatest club captain in all the world today..
Adrian Morley is his name.
Adrian,Adrian,Adrian Morley
Adrian,Adrian,Adrian,Morley
Adrian,Adrian,Adrian Morley
Adrian Morley is his name.

and repeat - Louder each time ! ad infinitum.

I was going to have as the ending to the first line 1) The world has ever seen 2) Salford have ever had 3) In European Super League 4) In rugby league today.....but in order to avoid controversy,and after my apparent heresy,settled for the above.

For our team captain...

To the tune of Mcnamaras Band.

His name is Martin Gleeson he's the leader of the band
He plays at right centre;he's the best in all the land
La,La,La La,La La,La,La,La
La,La,La,La,La,La,La,La,La ,
Etc.and repeat.( Should wind up all those followers of clubs with centres having international recognition )

Good lord, if you're not embarrassed, then allow me to be embarrased for you. Jesus.

To the tune of 'Excerpt From A Teenage Opera '

Dr K.Dr K.
Is it true what people say
We're Gonna Win The Super League ?

I'm hesitant to encourage Koukash songs but if they're going to happen anyway ... I've got the basis of a song which I think could work, but I can't finish it.

It's based on the carol/hymn God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen. There seems to be a few versions but a version of the lyrics are rlhererl and you can get the gist of the tune rlhererl (no, I don't watch Glee before you ask).

Bits in Italics are mine, normal bits that need to be re-worked.

[iYou very lairy gentlemen see Salford play today
Remember that our Sav-i-or was born near Christmas Day
To lead Red Devils back to power when we were gone astray[/i

O tidings of comfort and joy, comfort and joy;
O tidings of comfort and joy.

[iIn Palestine near Israel this blessed man was born[/i
And laid within a manger upon this blessèd morn;
The which His mother Mary did nothing take in scorn.

Plagiarised a little ditty that can,and should,be accompanied by clapping.

Things Can Only Get Better by D:ream

Things can only get better
Can only get better
Now I've found you,you,you,Salford.

Repeat ad infinitum ^

Another one for an individual player

To the tune of Macarena by Los Del Rio - You can dance along if you want ( Not for me ! )

Lama Tasi -Lama Tasi - Lama Tasi - Lama Tasi

Lama Tasi - Lama Tasi - Lama Tasi - Lama Tasi

Lama Tasi - Lama Tasi - Lama Tasi - Lama Tasi

Ooooooh Lama Tasi

and repeat....


If anyone wants to put lyrics to Hot Legs by Rod Stewart for 'Hot Sauce' Junior Sau
or My Brother Jake by Free for 'Our full back' Jake that may be good...as you can tell I'm struggling a bit

Maybe just the old "I see the Salford reds arising" ...
but actually believe it