That's terrible!

Who's that team they call Salford?,
Who's that team they all adore?
They're the boys in red and white
And they play with all their might,
And they're out to show the world how they can score!

So bring on Wigan and the Wire,
Bring on Yorkshire by the score,
Leeds, Bradford, Castleford
They may make a gallant bid,
But they'll only find the reason why we roar.

i hope simon cowell aint reading these songs. we would all be removed from the building in an instant

Not really a song, just abuse!

'You;re not singing anymore'
'shall we sing a song for you'
'who are ya who are ya'
'der der der'

classics

ray cashmere...wo wo woooo
he comes from down under!!!
he'll foooking blunder ya!!!

to the united vidic song tune

Eh?

come and hear the salford sing
the leythers cried that day
but we are in the super league
because of franchise day.

"Ray comes from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
[iMen at work, Land down under[/i

I saw my mate, the other day.
He said he'd seen the white Hanley,
So I asked. Who is he?
He goes by the name of,
Mark Henry, Mark Henry, Mark Henry,
He goes by the name of, Mark Henry...

Instead of "we're the famous Salford rugby and we're going to Wembley'We're the famous Salford rugby our stand off's called Jeremy'[/i

or

[i'Our stand off is a kiwi and and his name is Jeremy.'[/i

Or something else to that tune that is better than my pitiful effort.

Think something similar was trying to do the rounds a bit back.

I am a Salford fan,
I am a salfordian,
I wanna destroy Wigan and Leigh,
Coz I wanna be,
great like wilky.

I don't usual have a go at this sort of stuff, I leave it to the likes of zenith and co usualy and maybe I should in future

How about:

We come on the sloop john b
My grandfather and me
Around nassau town we did roam
Drinking all night
Got into a fight
Well I feel so broke up
I want to go home

So hoist up the john bs sail
See how the mainsail sets
Call for the captain ashore
Let me go home, let me go home
I wanna go home, yeah yeah
Well I feel so broke up
I wanna go home

The first mate he got drunk
And broke in the capns trunk
The constable had to come and take him away
Sheriff john stone
Why dont you leave me alone, yeah yeah
Well I feel so broke up I wanna go home

So hoist up the john bs sail
See how the mainsail sets
Call for the captain ashore
Let me go home, let me go home
I wanna go home, let me go home
Why dont you let me go home
(hoist up the john bs sail)
Hoist up the john b
I feel so broke up I wanna go home
Let me go home

The poor cook he caught the fits
And threw away all my grits
And then he took and he ate up all of my corn
Let me go home
Why dont they let me go home
This is the worst trip Ive ever been on

So hoist up the john bs sail
See how the mainsail sets
Call for the captain ashore
Let me go home, let me go home
I wanna go home, let me go home
Why dont you let me go home

Would be top that!

Or if not that, what about if everyone just like points and sings SAAAAALFORD at the top of their voices?!