We are resigning Stu Littler for next year because Jodie Broughton isn't getting enough service! Or it could be a £400m sponsorship deal with Etihad Airways!

fkin hell this could end up like another "hes coming thread"
Are we sure Smithy has not started this

To be announced this afternoon if you believe paul mcnally..."Busy busy busy. Big news coming out of the Reds this afternoon".

Rupurt Murdoch has taken a controlling interest. I heard he has some spare capital for investment at the minute. He's even flown into the UK to cement the deal.

Matt Parish has talked Mark Gasnier out of retiring and we've signed him for next year

The Daily Star suggests we have offered Morley a 2 year contract and that is the reason they have signed Chris Hill from Leigh. Take that as gospel then!! Case closed! haha.

Luke Patten has just tweeted that he is excited about the big news today!!

Coach realises endless charges by Salford forwrds into markers is not working and is changing the tactics used for 4 seasons?

Robin Hood and Agecroft to reopen so mining job available?

I have heard that they have put new freshners in the urinals in the toilet and placed paper towels in dispensers to dry your hands.

I reckon Neil Barker's phone will have been stuck to his ear since the moment he clapped eyes on this thread!

A novel new fangled thing called a fridge to but the bottled beer in and Strongbow back on tap in the Willows.

any news?

Andrew Ryan then.

He says he doesn't know what it is either but they've obviously been told somethings going on!

i believe that the announcement is not about a player, so that narrows it down a bit