or what about this

oh my lads, you should have seen them running.
asked them why , they replied the salford boys are coming
all the lads and lasses. with smiles upon their faces.
walking down the willows road,
to see john wilkos aces.

TAXI

Already been done. Circa 2003.

coley where ever u maybe
u are a prick and you'll always be
ur missis is a s**g
she takes it up the ar$e
now ur at wigan, we hope u die

That's terrible!

Who's that team they call Salford?,
Who's that team they all adore?
They're the boys in red and white
And they play with all their might,
And they're out to show the world how they can score!

So bring on Wigan and the Wire,
Bring on Yorkshire by the score,
Leeds, Bradford, Castleford
They may make a gallant bid,
But they'll only find the reason why we roar.

i hope simon cowell aint reading these songs. we would all be removed from the building in an instant

Not really a song, just abuse!

'You;re not singing anymore'
'shall we sing a song for you'
'who are ya who are ya'
'der der der'

classics

ray cashmere...wo wo woooo
he comes from down under!!!
he'll foooking blunder ya!!!

to the united vidic song tune

Eh?

come and hear the salford sing
the leythers cried that day
but we are in the super league
because of franchise day.

"Ray comes from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
[iMen at work, Land down under[/i

I saw my mate, the other day.
He said he'd seen the white Hanley,
So I asked. Who is he?
He goes by the name of,
Mark Henry, Mark Henry, Mark Henry,
He goes by the name of, Mark Henry...