quality chic's, lets make it simpler, after a few beers we will stumble over words keep it to:
Tony puletua, meli. And it will workqq

To the tune of The Quartermasters Store -

He's big,he's strong,often accused of doing wrong,

Gareth Hock,Gareth Hock

He's been a Warrior,a Viking,now he's a Red Devil to our liking,

the always reliable/(controversial) Gareth Hock.

We're on the march with Nobles army, were all going to Wembley and were gonna shake them up when we win the Challenge Cup, cause Salford are the greatest rugby team.

When we get to Wembley the world is going to see, the famous fans from Salford, the best there's ever been, we're representing Lancashire of that there is no doubt, cause Warrington speak Scouse, so we're gonna drown them out.

Repeat chorus.

I want to tell you, I might as well do, about a boy who can do anything.
You cannot stop him, he'll score from nothing,
Theo Fages! Theo Fages! Theo Fages!

If you come from Salford
You’re sure to be a blue,
Eccles, Monton, Ordsall, Pendlebury too,
And if you think that this is true you’re nothing but a fool,
Cos in the town of Salford
The Red Devils rule
Tra la la laaaaa we all hate Swinton
Tra la la la la la la la

The signings came in two by two,
Marwan, Marwan....
The signings came in two by two
Marwan, Marwan
Liam Foran, Mauro too
but they're as sh*te as me and you
Maaaarwan Kouuuuukash is buildin' a massive ark.

He drinks when he wants, he drinks when he wants, Gareth Hock, he'll drink when he wants.

Are we too rich for you? Are we too rich for you? Are we too rich for you?

Jingle bells,
Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see,
when salford win away

For the half backs I reckon the easiest would be repeating 'Tim Smith' to the tune of - Hi Ho Hi Ho It's off to work we go - from the Snow White and 7 dwarves film.

For Rangi - to the tune of Mungo Jerrys 'Long legged woman dressed in black' -

Salford Red Devil's half back Rangi Chase
He is class,he is class,he is class,class,class.

Every time he creates a move,it's a try,It's atry.
Every time he creates a move it's a try.
Every time he creates a move it's a try.
Every time he creates a move it's a try.

He knows how to shimmy and to run,how to run,how to run,how to run,run,run - REPEAT.

He knows how to dummy and to pass,how to pass,how to pass,how to pass,pass,pass. - REPEAT.

Back to top....^^^

We've got Hansen, Harrison Hansen, but I just don't think you understand that we've got Hansen, Harrison Hansen. He's the greatest fuc*king player in the land. . Achy breaky heart - Tune.