Red:
'Dirty old town' t shirt on tshirtsunited.

Dead:
Wire getting Catalans in the cup semi final.

Red

The summer's premier sporting event starting on Friday, England v Bangladesh at Old Trafford.

Dead

Everyone getting their giddy knickers on for the other sporting event of the summer. If Everton said they were gonna win the League no one would believe them so why do people think England can win the World Cup?

Dead
Killjoys . Live the dream..........

RED

Boots' Millionaire Shortbread.
Being four days away from leaving Stoke.
In Search of Sunrise 8 by Richard Durand.
Red DeadDEAD

Benitez going.
Facebook. Really what's the point anymore?
The Red Knights campaign falling flat on its th.
No major new signings at United this summer.

RED
* Daniel Holdsworth signing a new contract
* Pork souvla
* Holidaying in Cyprus and not having to pay for some meals in restaurants as the missus' family own them
* Rag debt (TICK TOCK). Hopefully the Glazers will add the £400m debt from other companies on to United.
World Cup
* The weather the last few days
* Rumours that Sheikh Mansour might buy Hyde United. Hopefully he can complete the set and pump money into Salford

DEAD
* The weather forecast for this week
* The BBC giving United fans airtime to whine about the * Rag debt (Panorama this week)
* Johnny Evans sitting near to us in a restaurant in Cyprus

RED

Part time mole catchers.
Wearside Jack impressions. 'City you are no closer to winning a trophy than you were 34 years ago' 'Tim you are no closer to catching Chris Pietersen than you were 12 months ago'
Test Cricket back at Old Trafford.
Someone twirling round the biggest black dildo ever in B Stand at the test match.
Hull via Prague.

DEAD

Wackiness at the Test Match and wackiness from Wire fans. It's not big, clever or funny.
Having exams not at the academy.

RED

city fans creaming themselves over United's debt. And they say we're obsessed.
Test Cricket'
'Orange juice'.
Stevo confiscating a beer snake on the first day of the Test and calmly handing it to a steward without getting abused by anyone.
city supporting barmaid in the Town Hall Tavern. "I'm a city fan, we don't lie."
Free barbecues.
Jess, the barmaid in Space Bar.
Meeting up with old United mates you've not seen in years.


DEAD

The general kind of people that Test Cricket attracts.
The new wave of Warrington fan.
The fact that there's still not been a mass riot after the recent revelations over the Glazers and the debt.

I've been waiing to post these for weeks, and now I've found a sneeky way to access this from work (Cheers Iain) I finally can, so sorry if there out of date but eh-oh!

Red:
Estella Damm (but not the stuff in the Hotel)
Winning (two in a row)
Sunshine
I heart everything
Piccadilly
The Q.V.
Barcelona
Lloret De Mar
The Water Park in Lloret
"So he shat up the wall"
"A certain red using clean towels as a means to "clean himself up" even though there was a bidet, shower and of course toilet roll
"Don’t get squashed"
"Grow your d.i.ck"
Horse Porn!!
"You can’t call it Champagne"
"You stupid bastward!"
Giant sombreros
Tiny sombreros
Guinness
Dirty Old Town & Matchstalk men
Franky Birchall
The Wagon & Horses
Holts
The World Cup being imminent

Dead:
Food at the Hotel
Easyjet queues
Liverpool John Lennon Airport
Freezing Cold Pools
The shakes
Germans

funniest quote ever Walshy
more of a total non-event

Red
Covert meetings
My dentists on Cleggs Lane LH, cheap as chips and no waiting

Completely Dead
Walkden Precinct
Walkden boozers
Walkden butchers shops
and erm
Walkden in general

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