around xmas time few seasons back - feed the linesman!!

<insert coaches name here> OUT.

We went to old trafford one fine day in may,
to watch stevie kerry make halifax pay,
He kicked four goals,and scored two tries,
and theres no reason for you to cry,
tex evans game want all that bad,
when he dived over the line,and the crowd went mad,
a day to remember a day to recall,
the premiership final the best day of all.......

May 1991 Premiership final v Halifax....Great memories.

OHHHHH WANKY WANKY
WANKY WANKY WANKY WARRINGTON

There was a team called wire
They thought they were the best
They said they'd beat the salford
and all the flippin rest

They said they'd win the superleague
They said they'd beat them all
But 1st game of that season
It was 6 to 24

Tra la la, Tra la la

Tune
Supercalafragalisticexpialidous (from mary poppins)

Super salford are fantastic
<insert name / nickname of team here> are Atrocious

He's old
He's slow
He's Knees about to go
(tommy ) Martin, Martin

He's old
Insane
He's weed himself again
(alex) Murphy, Murphy

we are salford RLFC
And this year we're going to wemberly
Loyal Reds
We allways will be
Till our dying day

marching on to victory
Going down in History
Tattersfield to Knowsley road (Huddersfield to JJB) they say dont tinker with classics....
Were ever they will play thats were we'll be

Sons and farthers sing this story
of the salford march to Glory
loyal REDS
We allways will be
Till our dying day

You can shove your Odsal speedway
You can shove your JJB
You Can shove your Knowsley scousers
Alway the way to Headingley

Cos we are super salford
And we off to wemberly
As the Reds go marching on on on

Simon Baldwin walks on water tra la la la la la la la la

Hope Moana
Give me
Hope Moana
Till promotion comes

We would have had you in france
we would have had you in france
we would have had you in france
We would have had you in france
In france... (to Jimmy lowes)

Rutchinson, Ruchinson, Ruchinson
OHHHHHH oh
Shauni, Shanui Ruchingson

Good mix of old and new there to start with...

So how many are we upto??? (That's not a song by the way...)

What about;

There's only one Franky Birchall
One Franky Birchall
With a packet of sweet & a cheeky smille
Franky is a Salford Pedophile......

It could be tho when the scoreboard packs in and goes off

Tune would be "Theres only one......!!"

Alan Hunte is a rugby genius

He's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground (insert prop's name here)

Salford boys we are here, wo-oh, wo-oh, Salford boys we are here, wo-oh, wo-oh, Salford boys we are here, shag your birds and drink your beer wo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

C'mon the salford reds, we're gonna score more tries

Leroy passed to Littler, Leroy passed to Littler, na-na-na-na

This is how it feels to be seven, this is how it feels to be small, this is how it feels when your world means nothing at all (on a trip to Barrow (2003?) when they had a particularly small scrum half)

Oompa Loompa song (as above)

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to see Salford win away

Baynes will tear you apart again

Clifford Beverley tra-la-la-la

Can we play you every week

Let's all have a disco

We know where you live (to Nathan McAvoy)

Peggy's house is burning down (to McAvoy again)

Judas (take your pick!)

We're going down with the Barrow

You thought we were shi te, you were right, you were right

We all follow Kevin's army, we're not going to wembley, but we don't give a fu ck cos at least we're staying up, salford are the greatest rugby team

Follow, follow, follow, cos the reds are off to barrow. We'll be watching the reds, we'll be ed out of our heads as we follow the reds off to barrow (or sumfink like that!)

Follow, follow, follow. Cos the Swinton are goin' to Barrow. Whilst the reds are in France where we'll sing and we'll dance, the Swinton are goin' to Barrow...

Cos I am a Salford fan
and I am republican
I know what I want and I know how to get it
I wanna behead ***** & ****
Cos IIIII wannaaa beeeeeee, at Salford rugbyyyy.

Stand up, if you love Salford etc etc
Sit down, if you love Salford.

When I see the Salford, I go right outta my head,
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough.
It's all the things you do to me and all the things you say,
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough.
We slip and slide up the Super League
And I just can't seem to get enough of
S-A-LFORD S-A-LFORD S-A-LFORD.
Sal-ford rug-by
S-A-LFORD S-A-LFORD S-A-LFORD.
Sal-ford rug-by

And if the FC crowd don't mind, this friday we may hear;

WooooooooOOOOOOOOAH, WooooooooooooAH
WooooooooOOOOOOOOAH, WooooooooooooAH
We love you. We love you. We love
Wooooah, Salford. Salford. Salford
We love you. We love you. We love
Wooooah, Salford. Salford. Salford

(Tune off of Sister Act)

We're going to Catalan, you're going to Matalan na na na na.

Oh way, oh way oh way oh way, Salford, Salford.

Mick mack mic mack Mick Mctigue Mick Mctigue Mick Mctigue.

Right side right side give us a song.

Paul Highton, Paul Highton, Paul Highton, Paul Highton na na na na na............

ooh Ahh Panapa say ooh ah Panapa.