RED

Perpignan and the usual frivolities it brings.
A certain Salford fans middle name being outed as Crompton. Just rejoice at that news!
Flight pre orders of Haribo, Galaxy and a can of Heineken.
Jews who steal your passport and put it back in your room.
People who drainpipe it through the wrong hotel window into some startled Frenchman's room.
Bri walking the wrong way out of the ground and ending up somewhere near the Nou Camp.
God bless my home!
Dirty protest in Lloret.
Salford, you're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off you.
'Pardon monsieur'
'She'd go off like an incendiary device'
The constant airings of the Holdsworth song.
'The last time you played football, it was 1 ball being kicked between two towns'
Good norks, big trumper.
Paul + Gemma = Pemma.
'Shut up Walshy you're about 12'
Loads more that I can't remember.

Dead

Not being in room 115 or 118 in the Aragon.
Tio Pepes. No sand, no Eric, no good.

Red

A belting week off work.

2 all dayers in Manchester in the sunshiiine.

The Courtyard pub - £1.70 a pint, free pool, free jukebox.

Vodka fishbowls (apart from 6 people crowding round one)

Blackpool getting to the Prem.

People who can't hack all dayers falling asleep at 5pm.

Popsock.

Chumps.

Danny Mahon & Adam Brides acoustic set.

''Whats that coming over your shoulder is it a ball sack? Is it a ball sack''

BNP Garage

Chips and Naan my lord.

Midnight Car park football.

My appearance on Salford City Radio.

Dead

Waiting 2 hours for the night bus.

Red
Great weekend
Salford win in France
The Fall tonight

Dead
Not getting 619 Red to do his predictions
Oxford Rd nightmare

RED

Not getting Glasto tickets depite applying, how can you replace U2 with the Gorillas - the most over rated band in many a year.

RED
Lloret de mar reds
The queen Vic
Sun
Cocktails
Franky
The steak house in lloret
A certain forum member falling asleep on the stairs of the Queen Vic
A Salford Victory
Foam parties in the middle of lloret on your own at 5am, not understanding a word anyone says to you
"You want Sex with chicks with d!cks"
Not booking a hotel room and getting away with it
Collapsing on the dance floor in the queen vic due to too much alcohol
The 15 shot challenge attempted only by yours truely, and completed
SH!t Everywhere, Towels, walls, socks. Absoulty Everwhere
A Salford Win

DEAD
Me being ill on the day of the game
Big johns
Big john snoring
Me shaving My eyebrows
All the smoking in the pubs

DEAD

Sickness in work meaning I have to cover tomorrow morning ensuring I will miss my first ever school reunion tonight.
Bank holiday weather.
The greedy tax man finally taking the back company car tax after 2 years and back taxes to boot.
Kn0bs already useing the new stadium ground as a ready made scramble track, me thinks some chicken wire at neck height is needed

Red
Tag Festival at Littleborough
England`s Heartbeat - Shuttleworth
Moor Lane, venue for World Cup song promo.

Very red - Holdsworth signing a new contract.
- Englands world cup team (still not sure about carrick)

Dead - me having no skin on my leg after playing cricket in shorts and it is now infected.
- now on antibiotics and cannot drink for a week.

Red

Daniel Holdsworth

Leeds V Wigan CC game

My 1982/83 Adidas away Utd shirt.

Blagging your way into strip clubs

Kryptonite

Dance off's in 42's

Mistaking a yank for a canadian and her not quite liking my Mancs not Yanks chant.

Bar Bliss in Leigh


Dead

Pulp in Leigh

Leythers

Stuart Littler knocking my pint out of my hand

Losing my phone again

''Your so good looking and mature for your age''

RED

Dan the Salford Man

Leeds v Wigan
Bradford v Warrington

Dead
The Rugby League delaying Semi draw until Wednesday

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Gary Coleman and Dennis Hopper, two actors with wildly differing talents but both greats in thier own way.
Working the week the schools are out meaning were dead but still open 11 hours a day with sod all to do.
Rocket scientists (I kid you not rocket scientists) who need to the AA to have the washer fluids topped up on thier hire cars.

Red Office moves Not knowing what to do with my Monday nights now FF has finished en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vuvuzela . There's already enough reason to watch the World Cup with the sound off with Southgate in the studio. The stress of organising stag nights.

Red Office moves Not knowing what to do with my Monday nights now FF has finished en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vuvuzela . There's already enough reason to watch the World Cup with the sound off with Southgate in the studio. The stress of organising stag nights.

RED

The Nike Ronal-D'OH! advert