best thread ever

I can hear it now from the Shed...

...Last gasp tackle on Patten towards the touchline and all you can hear from the touch judge is "GET OI VEY, GET OI VEY!"

I'll get me coat...

Yeah mate I can see it now: Ref Tacklestein (Tel Aviv) to Ray Cashmere, "listen my boy, don't be a schmuck and be quviet, you were offsideish already".

Can't wait for those Kosher Burgers and Matzo's when the new season starts.

Btw Feka Palea'aesina rhymes with hava nagila..

Don't tempt the budding songwriters in the shed to try and work that into new song.

We could even re-name the vault as: wait for it..................."Bar Mitzvah": orthodox beers for orthodox fans. shock:

This play on words has reminded me of something. Many years ago I met Jim Arnison at The Willows prior to a game and I could see that something had amused him: so I asked him what it was.

He said that he'd spoken to a woman as he was walking down Tootal Drive as she was standing outside her house and that she had complained to him that her house was so damp that she had "compensation running down the windows".

A funny guy was Jim.

'Bar Mitzvah'

Now that's class.

this casual anti-semism is about as welcome as a pork pie at a synagoge,

My misses is anti semism, she prefers a proper hard one.

Like it.

How about a song for Joel Monaghan -

Something from that great musical Fiddler on the Woof?

BF. Class.

bloody keyboard again, doting "i's" and crossing "t's", but I was up against a little stiff competition.

Your Auntie Semism , is she related to ' Woody ' Allen

and if we have to increase our gate prices will they be raising a 'Primo Levy '