It's the biggest f****** suit I've seen,
Must cost a fortune just to get the f***** cleaned,
When Nigel Wood met Dr Marwan
The spit of Geordie Alan,
It was the biggest f****** suit he's ever seen

(She'll be coming round the mountain)

Missing an 'ever' there.

What about bringin back a classic, not heard it sang for a while, other than me n me dad.

Oh id rather be a devil than a saint...so on and so on

Liking it Chico!

' We are - Richer than you '
' We are - Richer than you '
' We are - Richer than you '

Repetitively add nauseum to Leeds Rhino's tune
' Oh Danny Maguire '

Don't fancy making any player songs yet dont want to curse them like I did with Mark Corvo :/

Quote: The optimist "Don't fancy making any player songs yet dont want to curse them like I did with Mark Corvo :/ I'd rather you didn't make any songs up because yours are normally sh*te... For the rest of us, can we avoid a) songs that refer to how rich we are and b) how "poop" other teams are, as it just makes us look cringeworthy and pathetic. Celebrations of players and the club are far better... Anyhoo, quick starter for ten (and before some point it out, I'm not being entirely original with this...) www.youtube.com/watch?v=38j7p5WWNV0 Gareth Hock'll score when he wants Any old time Gareth Hock'll score when he wants Any old time I said Gareth Hock, Salford Gareth Hock, Salford (Repeat)

Quote: The optimist "Don't fancy making any player songs yet dont want to curse them like I did with Mark Corvo :/ I'd rather you didn't make any songs up because yours are normally sh*te... For the rest of us, can we avoid a) songs that refer to how rich we are and b) how "poop" other teams are, as it just makes us look cringeworthy and pathetic. Celebrations of players and the club are far better... Anyhoo, quick starter for ten (and before some point it out, I'm not being entirely original with this...) www.youtube.com/watch?v=38j7p5WWNV0 Gareth Hock'll score when he wants Any old time Gareth Hock'll score when he wants Any old time I said Gareth Hock, Salford Gareth Hock, Salford (Repeat)

Having won everyone round,recently

There's a star light on the left hand side.
his name is Francis meli and he plays at number 5.

David bowie - star man

quality chic's, lets make it simpler, after a few beers we will stumble over words keep it to:
Tony puletua, meli. And it will workqq

To the tune of The Quartermasters Store -

He's big,he's strong,often accused of doing wrong,

Gareth Hock,Gareth Hock

He's been a Warrior,a Viking,now he's a Red Devil to our liking,

the always reliable/(controversial) Gareth Hock.

We're on the march with Nobles army, were all going to Wembley and were gonna shake them up when we win the Challenge Cup, cause Salford are the greatest rugby team.

When we get to Wembley the world is going to see, the famous fans from Salford, the best there's ever been, we're representing Lancashire of that there is no doubt, cause Warrington speak Scouse, so we're gonna drown them out.

Repeat chorus.

I want to tell you, I might as well do, about a boy who can do anything.
You cannot stop him, he'll score from nothing,
Theo Fages! Theo Fages! Theo Fages!

If you come from Salford
You’re sure to be a blue,
Eccles, Monton, Ordsall, Pendlebury too,
And if you think that this is true you’re nothing but a fool,
Cos in the town of Salford
The Red Devils rule
Tra la la laaaaa we all hate Swinton
Tra la la la la la la la