In proper lancetodd stylee, these hypothetical questions should be

"If I unscrew my belly button would Steve Simms be sacked?"

"If my Auntie had balls, would Steve Simms be sacked?"

Really? We've not finished in the Wooden Spoon position since we were relegated in 2007. In fact, since coming back in, we've improved by one position each season. So what you're suggesting is hardly usual, is it?

By the way, before you start, I'm not blinkered and I'm not in the "all is rosy" camp. But d*ckheads like you really don't help the debate with your over-the-top nonsense.

Good list M-man but you missed one club:
Bradford Northern
rip 10/12/63

Oh, its not a bail-out but a sensible piece of investment (according to several on Virtual Terrace)!

I think you should reread your post, because that is exactly what you are stating, you have not said if we finish in the bottom 4 but because the bookies say we will finish in the bottom 4 the coach should be sacked. If you can not understand your own question, the simple answer is don't ask it.