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Quote: Young Danny "Christ.'"


Dont think we will get him to play for us (not at the moment anyway) icon_wink.gif

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WTF Your a D1ck

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Quote: SalfordSlim "Any chance of getting Strongbow back on tap at the new ground SMITHY68? Also, does the free beer also stretch to Cider?

And last but not least, if you're bringing in a team of overseas Aussies can you please ask them to bring along the Manly Sea Eagles Cheerleaders great point about the cheerleaders ,but being a salford lad i will have to stay with our own red hot flames , stronbow bulmers any any other beer will be free , all the empty flats what the seceret millionaire has got will be given away free to any one who can recount the last salford team to play at wembley , and was it a try by hesketh , i think it was ,also shiek smithy68 does not agree with the use of drugs so lust say no as in the case of hock drugs are for mugs all these things have happened in my mind do i need help icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif



keep the faith

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Ummm, well what can I say. Should this dream come true smithy68 then I will by you a drink.

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if he is out of contract shiek smithy68 will be in there trying to sign him no stone will be left unturned to make our team the greatest in rugby , this will be our LEGACY icon_lol.gif
whats his best position icon_razz.gifRAY:



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Quote: smithy68 "if he is out of contract shiek smithy68 will be in there trying to sign him no stone will be left unturned to make our team the greatest in rugby , this will be our LEGACY
He is very good on a cross ball

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Quote: smithy68 "if he is out of contract shiek smithy68 will be in there trying to sign him no stone will be left unturned to make our team the greatest in rugby , this will be our LEGACY
dunno what position he plays but I'll take him a bottle of water and see what he can do with that icon_biggrin.gifRUNK:


hopefully he can part the defense like he can with water too.

he can heal any injuries quickly and easily.

sign him up quick icon_lol.gif

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Why is this drivel not deleted. What a load of crap icon_rolleyes.gif

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Quote: smithy68 "today ,not for the first time this season i had a dream
here is how it went , salford this week are to sign a major signing that will make the rest of the rugby world take noticre and say that club is going places , an arab business man who went to salford uni , buys out the club in a power struggle with mr wilky , mr wilky being the man he is puts the club first and decides to sell for 3 billion sheik smithy68 ,then decid4es to buy the aussie test team on block and plays them as salford city reds , sheiksmithy68 then sacks the power ranger and brings back the red devil , to cheers from the shed , he decides to put a few fans on the board , aveit fungus the muffin man and the butcher all get made directors with the middle man being made chairman , the first thing he does is give free beer to all the fans that have suffered over the years , shiek smithy68 builds a stadium on salford preinct and calls it the old market ground ,its the best stadium ever made and england football want to call it there new ground but sheik smithy68 tells them to fook off , the new salford team win everything and even beat the england and new zealand test teams , so its happy days all round as long as we all keep the faith'"


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Some people on here need to take a chill its only a bit of fun. icon_rolleyes.gif

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Quote: DEXTER MORGAN "Why is this drivel not deleted. What a load of crap You don`t have to read it,

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Quote: DEXTER MORGAN "Why is this drivel not deleted. What a load of crap
Sense of humour bypass! Its only a bit of light hearted fun something that some people on here seem not able to grasp. There again Smithy has given them something elce to moan about so that should keep them happy.

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Young Danny wrote: Christ.


Quote: smithy68 "if he is out of contract shiek smithy68 will be in there trying to sign him no stone will be left unturned to make our team the greatest in rugby , this will be our LEGACY
Sounds like one or ours :-
Arrives like the messiah
asked to walk on water , make wine out of it & raise the dead.
Chooses Judas as a half back and is then crucified icon_exclaim.gif

Middle( Chair )man
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If Christ really can raise the dead, any chance of him getting some life out of the shed?

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Quote: middleman "Young Danny wrote: Christ.




Sounds like one or ours :-
Arrives like the messiah
asked to walk on water , make wine out of it & raise the dead.
Chooses Judas as a half back and is then crucified thats quality icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif


the main reason shiek smithy68 made you chairman



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Quote: Karlos13 "If Christ really can raise the dead, any chance of him getting some life out of the shed?'"


your a poet and you didnt know it

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