I thought he could at least learn to spell his hero's name right.

all the "zzzzzzzzz" are in the stands so none left for Player's names.

Today it is April so should a new thread be started?

Agreed.

Dead:

Wannabee mods.

Red - going to Eritrea tomorrow. Where? That sounds like a country you've made up.

How patronising...


RED
* Beginning to feel positive (albeit only a little) about Salford
* The weather in London today
* The weather in London this weekend
* My daughter's reaction to her first experience of being in a swing
* My daughter's body after eating a strawberry

DEAD
* Eating sensibly

RED
Sunday kick offs
The weather
Having a free house for a week
Gibbo and the old players
The recent much improved performances

DEAD
Sunday kick offs meaning waking up for work with a massive hangover
Being absolutely 100% skint
The above meaning I'm missing my first game in 5 seasons this week
Hiccups
Work
Work
Work
Oh yeahh and ........ Work

RED


The cost of holidays to greece this year.
The atmosphere and general feel good factor a wee bit of applied effort can create at the Willows.
Kick A$$, long time sine i've seen a funnier film.
The weather and drinking beer as a direct result.
Curries from up the magical holly steps in Eccles, Chas your a Curry Meister.
The abundance of chavs to s at Penny Flash on Saturday when having a wander round the lake.

DEAD

Not knowing if Greece is worth the risk with the Euro exchange rate and the dire financial situation over there.
The election, we all know they are a lieing bunch of to$$ers but they still peddle their bilge.
Ben and Jerrys at the pictures, hhhhhhhhhm should I buy 3 scoops of ice cream or a nice 2 up 2 down to live in??.
Curry ar$e in work and the complaints of my fellow porta cabin dwellers

Dead

Jilly's
The Music box

Red

Yesterday - perfect all round.

Beating Citeh in the last minute

Chelski getting beat

The weather

Volcanic ash (For many reasons)

The Boundary Stone and the bloke singing random songs

The lad who was completely off his tits in venue dancing on his own

Vodka and Apple juice

RED United beating City in the last minute again. City's world domination being put on hold yet again. The utter carnage when Scholes scored with a certain ticketmeister getting thrown down 4 rows. City giving it the biggun outside, 'just grin and walk on boys' Sporting days that just keep giving. cache.daylife.com/imageserve/05r ... S/610x.jpg img.skysports.com/10/04/800x600/ ... 443379.jpg People putting ridiculous amounts on United to win. Volcanic ash meaning I can claim refunds on flights I was never gonna use. Dead Salford out of the cup. Cock.

RED United beating City in the last minute again. City's world domination being put on hold yet again. The utter carnage when Scholes scored with a certain ticketmeister getting thrown down 4 rows. City giving it the biggun outside, 'just grin and walk on boys' Sporting days that just keep giving. cache.daylife.com/imageserve/05r ... S/610x.jpg img.skysports.com/10/04/800x600/ ... 443379.jpg People putting ridiculous amounts on United to win. Volcanic ash meaning I can claim refunds on flights I was never gonna use. Dead Salford out of the cup. Cock.