And Gareth Hock on a 5 year contract with serialisation rights

You will have yourselves a very good player. Circumstances dictated he couldn't remain at Cas or move to Hull FC and he had few options left, with most clubs having reached the salary cap and/or the number of non-fed trained players allowed.
His strike rate of a try a game is not to be sniffed at, though it has to be noted he has played outside one of the best centres in the league in Michael Shenton who is excellent at creating the space Carney needs to build up a head of steam before contact with the defender. It will be interesting to see if he does as well outside a different centre.
On ability, I'm disappointed he is going. However, there is no choice in this for the good our our club and I doubt he leaves with the best wishes of most of our players, coaching staff or fans.

On a playing sense it's a great addition, but his ability to give your Mrs a good seeing too behind you back might take a while to the gain trust of the players. At the end of it all he's probably regretting the whole fiasco and learned his lessons. Come to think about it i know a few Carney's like this, with a deceitful and perception problem . Must be a name thing.

Not all: the last Carney I was pals with, could (and did) drink far more than I could dream of doing, so I doubt the two backed beasts issue appeared.

A dig at Are Kyd me thinks.

Think I'll cancel the Wife's season ticket

The pseudonym "Beast" is fitting too, there's one with Neanderthal traits I can recall, if we can get him on the other wing, we'd have The thing on the wing and the plank on the flank.

Which must make you the ' that thinks the earth is flat'

Tw@t

Terwat

Gee whiz your worse than Barker for spelling spaces. Or is it Barker.

Carney's stats pre season -
Tries -
Worst - 17 Tries , Best 21 Tries
Meters -
Worst - 2302m , Best 2578 Mtrs Gained
Ave Gain pre Carry -
Worst 8.39m , Best 10.39m
Disciplinary -
2013- 4 charges - Total 10 Matches
2014 - 3 Charges _ Total 5 Matches
2015 0 charges

worth the risk to her indoors