Dead

Breaking my phone and then losing my old one that I was using as a replacement

Red

Some very nice person from little hulton just ringing my mum to say shes found my phone

Red
Paris.
The Eiffel Tower at night.
Donkeys in Paris.
The couple of days in Perpignan.
Salford's following.
Mal's, erm, "impressions." Ordsall Red is right, I was laughing far too much to take the pictures at one point.
Martin's chat up lines. "Bonjour!" "Je t'aime." "Oi, bitches, I'm talking to you!"
Emma and Dave's dancing in Tio Pepe's.
"It's a puppet."
Parky's hillarious freshness.
"No football at rugby... 4-1, 4-1, 4-1..."
"Stand!"
"Mal's going down on a city fan tonight..."
The front of the bus.
French women. Lovely.

Dead
The Eiffel Tower during the day. It's Blackpool Tower, just bigger.
People singing "Ingerlund, Ingerlund, Ingerlund" during the game. Just f*ck off, would you?
Sharing a room with Darth Vader the night after the game.
Getting stuck behind a sleeper train on the way back from London.
JobCentrePlus. C*nts.
Idiots on the Sin Bin who claim to be intelligent and yet can't see how a safe standing section works and claim they're just as dangerous as decaying terraces from the '70s.

It was better the first time, at Boston don't you agree? Oh, hold on...

Dead
Racist tools who've decided to use today as an excuse to abuse anyone who, to them, isn't "pure bred white English." Standing outside boozers and abusing passing Asians isn't celebrating being English.

Also Dead: not going to Perpignan this time, and now having to listen to all your tales of merriment

.........Red: Not going to Perpignan this time, and hence not having to paying thru the nose for ale and the like

DEAD

Morons who don't understand anything about St. George's day celebrating it and using it as an excuse to put flags up and get pi[size.[/sizessed.

Good point - everyone knows that real Englishmen don't need any excuse to get pi[size.[/sizessed.

Dead

Staying in on a Friday night - first time in years

It being a week ago already since france - This time last week we were boogieing on down in Tio pepes.

We have been out for a meal! What more do you want?!

Ahhh...Good times, I was probably flat out on the floor