And would you care to point out anywhere where the Doc has mentioned signing Kevin Locke?

And the award for 'Most used counter-argument against Salford Reds' goes to...

Signing Locke is a rumour from on here. My second point was referring to bids for Tomkins and SBW, transfers that are never going to happen, which is why the Doc is living in a dream world.

Thanks for your contribution. I was expecting a 100% signing of these two stars and never considered them to be pie in the sky signings. Maybe I should have seen it earlier when I passed the Dr in the corridor wearing cricket pads with a cake stand sellotaped to his head. Even so, you've come on here and broke my heart. Your single sentence has been like an arrow fired from close range.

With your superior insight into reality I suppose I'll go on Stockport County's forum and let them all know that signing Wayne Rooney is unrealistic. It's going to upset a few people I can tell you...

No, your second point was referring to Kevin Locke and Koukash playing "fantasy rugby league" but because Iain made you look foolish you've back tracked. Please provide us with factual information detailing Salford's bid to sign SBW and by that I mean direct quotes from Dr Koukash himself and not paper talk. However before you make yourself look foolish (again) I'll provide you with the following which suggests otherwise (warning: contains actual quotes from Dr Koukash himself) www.wigantoday.net/sport/wigan-w ... -1-5953514

No, your second point was referring to Kevin Locke and Koukash playing "fantasy rugby league" but because Iain made you look foolish you've back tracked. Please provide us with factual information detailing Salford's bid to sign SBW and by that I mean direct quotes from Dr Koukash himself and not paper talk. However before you make yourself look foolish (again) I'll provide you with the following which suggests otherwise (warning: contains actual quotes from Dr Koukash himself) www.wigantoday.net/sport/wigan-w ... -1-5953514

He denied any approach Sonny Bill Williams in the media last week (whether that's true or not, I don't know). The approach for Tomkins was probably more of a statement of intent.

People seem to believe every single rumour they read about every player we're linked with and strangely seem to be attributing the rumours to Koukash rather than whoever is reporting them.

the Tomkins bid was a PR coup , every red top / broadsheet / BBC reported it pretty much everyone else , especially Lenegan, got wound up by it .. the only time its mentioned on this forum is when trolls visit & talk about it . 6 months later ...

Wouldn't say living in Rainford was living in a dream world,more like living at world's end that close to Saint Helens.

Well thats St. Rughead well and truly dealt with.

dangerously close to Bill's Minge

Hang on I thought we were signing Welle......

Story may have started here. The MEN article stating he is unlikely to sign for us may have been a reaction to gossip on here, which is exactly my point. I don't buy newspapers to read idle gossip, I can get that for free on message boards.

No, my second point was referring to bids for the likes of Tomkins, like I said...

So you think Koukash thinks he's playing fantasy football sometimes because he made a speculative bid for [ione player[/i almost 6 months ago? Makes sense.

A high profile NZW player may well leave the club for SL when Tomkins' deal is done. He won't be going to Salford though!