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| We've not had the annual new songs thread, where everyone pitches ridiculously long winded songs for the new players so I thought I would start it. 
Cashmere, Parker, Smith, Swain, Talau and Henry all need songs. Not the best set of names for songs I'll grant you but get your musical caps on anyway!
I would offer up the first tune to be ridiculed but I haven't got any so I will open up the floor. . . . |
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| The idea for this one was handed to me by a 'supposed' Oasis hater...
(She's electric - Oasis)
Swain's electric, he makes Sinfield look pathetic,
He does things we never expected,
That's why we love Luke Swain... |
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What happened to using 'Salford' by Klive James I posted some weeks back?
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| Ray Cashmere, Cashmere
He's come over from Oz to here
He's not just come for the beer
Ray Cashmere, Cashmere!
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| Quote: The Black Cat "Ray Cashmere, Cashmere
He's come over from Oz to here
He's not just come for the beer
Ray Cashmere, Cashmere!
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Typically terrible.
But then again it is you
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Tune: Thunderbirds Theme
Rob Parker, duh duh (etc) ... Rob Parker, duh duh (etc).
Tune: Happy Mondays - Hallelujah
Joooonnnyyy Willlsshere, Joooonnnyyy Willlsshere, Jonny Wilshere, Jonny Wilshere, we're here to see ya! To see score again (repeat).
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| Quote: The Black Cat "(and yes another one taken from an LFC chant) ( ![]()
Wheres me Giro?
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We all agree… Talau is better than Folau.
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Is this the way they say Super League's meant to feel?
Just forty hundred people watching on the field,
And I just don't think the Salford can defend this blitz
That's okay, cos we're sorted with Wilshere and Fitz
Tune: Pulp — Sorted for Es and Whizz
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If Rob Parker turns out to be another Tex Evans/Mike Wainwright:
Oooh, another knock-on by Rob Parker
Another knock-on by Rob Parker
Another knock-on by Rob Parker, Parker, Parker;
Let's drop the ball,
Another forwarded ball
Another dropped ball by Rob Parker, Parker, Parker, WOW!
Tune: Electric Six — Gay Bar
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| Quote: Chico "We all agree… Talau is better than Folau.'"
Who's that man we signed from Saints?
Who's that man we all adore?
Better than Slater and Folau,
He's our superstar Talu,
And now he's playing for Salford wearing number 4. |
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| Cashmere rhymes:
Year, fear, spear, appear.
Trying to work on a song myself but struggling. 
A team theme perhaps:
You should fear, Ray Cashmere!
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| Quote: lukicj "Year, fear, spear, appear.'"
Ian Brown — F.E.A.R
Blue Oyster Cult — Don't Fear the Reaper |
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| Stingray theme tune 
Don't think it will work that well but all I can think of for Cashmere  |
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OK bedtime 
