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A dad says to his 10 year old son

"I think it's about time we talked about the birds and the bees son"

The son bursts into a hysterical fit of tears

"What's wrong" asks the dad....

Son replies....
"When I was 7 you told me the tooth fairy didnt exist.
When I was 8 you told me there was no Easter Bunny.
When I was 9 you told me there was no Santa.
Now you're gonna tell me that adults don't actually get laid and there'll be no bleedin point in livin at all"


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Does anybody aaaggggrrrrreeeeee icon_confused.gif:

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bobbins. i send you all them jokes and all you can produce is that icon_beat.gif

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That bad hey icon_lol.gif

I'll have a rethink......

p.s. If your jokes are that funny.......GET 'EM ON HERE TO CHEER EVERYONE UP ! icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

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Quote: Chris Charles No1 Fan "bobbins. i send you all them jokes and all you can produce is that
what the City list of players they are going to sign

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Biggest joke around at the moment, Salford RLFC.

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Quote: Young Danny "Biggest joke around at the moment, Salford RLFC.'"


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Quote: Young Danny "Biggest joke around at the moment, Salford RLFC.'"


you have become so cynical Danny in such a short time, think it took us 30 years to get so cynical icon_biggrin.gifOH:

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The All Blacks were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 50-0, Jonah Lomu getting eight tries. The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Jonah to go out on his own.

"No worries," Jonah told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what happened." After the game Jonah headed for the pub where he told his teammates the final score: 95-3.

"What!!!!" said a furious Josh Kronfeld, "How did you let them get three points??!" Jonah replied apologetically, "I was sent off with 20 minutes to go."

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Quote: zandor46 "The All Blacks were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 50-0, Jonah Lomu getting eight tries. The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Jonah to go out on his own.

"No worries," Jonah told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what happened." After the game Jonah headed for the pub where he told his teammates the final score: 95-3.

"What!!!!" said a furious Josh Kronfeld, "How did you let them get three points??!" Jonah replied apologetically, "I was sent off with 20 minutes to go."'"



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A man went to the doctor one day and said: "I've just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt." So the doctor said: "You've broken your finger."

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Quote: zandor46 "A man went to the doctor one day and said


YOU SHOULD BE ON STAGE icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif icon_lol.gif

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salford city reds rugby practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Head coach shaune mcrae immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, investigating forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the try line. Practice was resumed after mcrae decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

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Quote: zandor46 "salford city reds rugby practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Head coach shaune mcrae immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, investigating forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the try line. Practice was resumed after mcrae decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.'"

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