As I genuinely don’t like Widnes and your fans seem to think you are a massive club and travel well to every game I’ve come up with a little song to put you all back in your place, feel free to add any I’ve missed.

They finished below Batley in the championship
They finished below Batley in the championship
They finished below Batley in the championship
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They finished below Sheffield in the championship
They finished below Sheffield in the championship
They finished below Sheffield in the championship
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They take 25,000 to every away
They take 25,000 to every away
They take 25,000 to every away
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They went into administration, not long ago
They went into administration, not long ago
They went into administration, not long ago
Cos Widnes are a massive club

Steve O’Conner had to rescue them
Steve O’Conner had to rescue them
Steve O’Conner had to rescue them
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They’ve got Dennis Betts as a coach
They’ve got Dennis Betts as a coach
They’ve got Dennis Betts as a coach
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They got rejected for the super league back in 2008
They got rejected for the super league back in 2008
They got rejected for the super league back in 2008
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They live in the past cos their not very good
They live in the past cos their not very good
They live in the past cos their not very good
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They’ve got an artificial pitch cos their better than us
They’ve got an artificial pitch cos their better than us
They’ve got an artificial pitch cos their better than us
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They’ve got an all seated stadium, with shiny black seats
They’ve got an all seated stadium, with shiny black seats
They’ve got an all seated stadium, with shiny black seats
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They play Warrington as a local derby
They play Warrington as a local derby
They play Warrington as a local derby
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They take a drum to every game
They take a drum to every game
They take a drum to every game
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They got a 2 minute preview on Granada TV
They got a 2 minute preview on Granada TV
They got a 2 minute preview on Granada TV
Cos Widnes are a massive club

We had you in the car park back in the 1980’s
We had you in the car park back in the 1980’s
We had you in the car park back in the 1980’s
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They’ve got Vin Diesel as a celebrity fan
They’ve got Vin Diesel as a celebrity fan
They’ve got Vin Diesel as a celebrity fan
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They’ve signed Lloyd white from Crusaders
They’ve signed Lloyd white from Crusaders
They’ve signed Lloyd white from Crusaders
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They’ve got Terry O’Conner as sporting director
They’ve got Terry O’Conner as sporting director
They’ve got Terry O’Conner as sporting director
Cos Widnes are a massive club

The sponsors of super league, sponsor their ground
The sponsors of super league, sponsor their ground
The sponsors of super league, sponsor their ground
Cos Widnes are a massive club


They got beat of Batley in the northern rail cup
They got beat of Batley in the northern rail cup
They got beat of Batley in the northern rail cup
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They got beat of Barrow at craven park
They got beat of Barrow at craven park
They got beat of Barrow at craven park
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They beat Toulouse live on sky sports
They beat Toulouse live on sky sports
They beat Toulouse live on sky sports
Cos Widnes are a massive club

They’ve not won the super league in 16 years
They’ve not won the super league in 16 years
They’ve not won the super league in 16 years
Cos Widnes are a massive club

wtf for gods sake grow up

brap mate, you forgot to add the anti scouse stuff in there mate.

2/10

The b3ll3nd ratio on this forum is overwhelming.
Has the ST been advertising itself in an asylum?

Its a bit of fun folks cheers up it may never happen, Ex Salford Uni it's been established that you are the biggest bell end on here.

You've way too much time on your hands.

I expect the Widnes reply would focus on your very much not being a massive club and in fact being the worst supported heartland club in Super League.

I couldn't even be d reading it, it was that long!

They've got the best youth academy in the land.
They've got the best youth academy in the land.
They've got the best youth academy in the land.
Cos Widnes are a massive club.

But none of them will play in superleague.
But none of them will play in superleague.
But none of them will play in superleague.
Cos Widnes are a massive club.

Brap and talent spotter have never had sex,
Brap and talent spotter have never had sex,
Brap and talent spotter have never had sex,
coz widnes are a massive club

Brap and talent spotter are the same person,
Brap and talent spotter are the same person,
Brap and talent spotter are the same person,
he/she needs a massive hug

They break attendance records in the national league.
They break attendance records in the national league.
They break attendance records in the national league.
cos Widnes are a massive club.

Could be a 10 pager this.

FFS is it any wonder people don't come on here anymore and post on the SCR FB page - 6,000 "likes" now I hear