Ok guys here's a fresh one off you go.

RED

New puppy arrives tomorrow, would have been easier to adopt a kid

DEAD

England Football fans booing again at the Welsh Anthem
English football

RED - Its Friday.
- The up and coming Champions League Fixture for the first time ( you will have to give us some tips BigPev )

DEAD - Leaving the Willows on Sunday for the last Time.
- This Friggin weather

Red- Over 10000 at The Willows
Seeing the emotion of some loyal supporters
Fata Sini

Dead- The Willows 1901-2011
The Team letting us down AGAIN
The numpties tearing the ground up

Red:
The Whip at Ruby Lounge.
The number of old faces at the game yesterday.

Dead:
People still slating Patten.

RED

The Whip at Ruby Lounge.
Another belting week on the Fantasy Football.
Anything city can do, United can do better.
Finally standing in the second and third tiers of the Main Stand after 18 years.
Danny Williams.

DEAD

Eagerness of the stewards/Club to kick people out. Wasn't even 7pm.
Some of the people that follow Salford.

RED

Seeing the Willows with over 10k.
Sending the old girl off for good.
Getting some quality photo's.
The legends parade
Opening the back of the Shed

DEAD

Virgin Trains and Stoke on Trent Station
People who cant use ticket machines
Subway breakfasts and Latte's
Banner thieves
The queue at Piccadilly Burger King when your train goes in five mins

Red

The Willows.

10,000+ crowd.

Legends Parade. (Pulled some crackers out the bag)

Fata Sini.

MUFC curent form and constantly out doing citeh.


Dead

Never going to The Willows again and the feeling Sunday night when it was all over.

The performance and certain players.

Atmosphere.

Knobheads who climbed on the roof/ballooned about.

Still not feeling anywhere near optimistic about the future even though were moving to the new stadium under a brilliant take no shit from nobody new coach.

Moho on a Saturday night.

RED.

10,000 making the old girl look good on her final fling.
So many of my heros on the pitch at once.
Steve Menzies fittingly being the only legend playing being the last try scorer.
Post match entertainment.
Hankey Parks explicit take on the rugby leagues a family game thing.
Witnessing big Rays last game, will be the best prop many people see playing for Salford for a long time I suspect.
The minutes silence being so immensley moving.

DEAD.

The hard as nails fat kunt steward who ignored all the lads trying to run on the pitch and then mullered the girl how made it on.
The lack of passion and commitment.
Joel Moons ankle.
The knobs on the roof.
Never getting to see the old girl as she was meant to seen again.

Red - L.C.C.C. Well done boys.
- Yorkshire c.c being relegated

Dead - 2 weeks till pay day

Red
Lancashire County Cricket Club - English County Cricket Champions 2011
The 5 days in Taunton
"Hampshire drew!" "Did it?"
Mouldy Old Dough
Getting my hands on the trophy after the match
Talking to a Lancashire fan in the pub who was born in 1934, a few months after we'd won it
Bumping into a few of the players in Taunton during the night's celebrations
Seeing Kyle Hogg and Glen Chapple this morning on the way for breakfast
Did I mention the fact that Lancashire are the County Champions?

Dead
My nerves
The whole of the last day's cricket until we pulled level
My body after the trip

Red
The weather atm
Benidorm in a couple of hours time
The amount of benefits recipients who (over)regularly get in my taxi

Red
Back on line (so expect many inane ramblings)
Twitter Winnings
Marriage lessons strangely
The sunny spell we've just had

Dead
The End of the Willows
My feet after Wedding shopping
Still being out of work
Dark nights

DEAD.

The bell end United fans who thought it was exceptable to kick the e out a lad with a Liverpool shirt on at Eccles train station on Saturday night, even more dead the police not turning up when we all left 35 minutes later in a taxi.