today ,not for the first time this season i had a dream
here is how it went , salford this week are to sign a major signing that will make the rest of the rugby world take noticre and say that club is going places , an arab business man who went to salford uni , buys out the club in a power struggle with mr wilky , mr wilky being the man he is puts the club first and decides to sell for 3 billion sheik smithy68 ,then decid4es to buy the aussie test team on block and plays them as salford city reds , sheiksmithy68 then sacks the power ranger and brings back the red devil , to cheers from the shed , he decides to put a few fans on the board , aveit fungus the muffin man and the butcher all get made directors with the middle man being made chairman , the first thing he does is give free beer to all the fans that have suffered over the years , shiek smithy68 builds a stadium on salford preinct and calls it the old market ground ,its the best stadium ever made and england football want to call it there new ground but sheik smithy68 tells them to fook off , the new salford team win everything and even beat the england and new zealand test teams , so its happy days all round as long as we all keep the faith

How is Sheik Smithy68 gonna get round the overseas quota?

shiek smithy68 has got that much money he buys all rugby league and makes his own rules , similar to the wigan era in the 80s and 90s ,

... and 2000's?

Are you on crack?

regarding the new "old market ground" on the precinct!!i do hope one of my favourite watering holes "the flat iron" will be left alone so we can all meet for a pre matchbeverage in there,and if not will you be restoring the "brass handles"??

Will he play in the national league as that is where he is going

what i ment is thats where are club is heading

It makes sense to me. Apart from the free beer that is.

glad to here the flat iron will be left alone!!are there plans to turn the libl into a salford city reds megastore too???perhaps u might be able to strike up a good deal with that secret millionaire chek whyte to buy his converted tower blocks on the cheap and turn them into exec boxes as ive heard he's gone bust!!

Is this an official Salford City Council warning on the dangers of drugs?

Any chance of getting Strongbow back on tap at the new ground SMITHY68? Also, does the free beer also stretch to Cider?

And last but not least, if you're bringing in a team of overseas Aussies can you please ask them to bring along the Manly Sea Eagles Cheerleaders ?

Cheers.

Christ.