We must only sign people's relations, was told the other day that Gee is related to Jonny Lomax, cousin I think. Don't quote me I'd had a few !!!

Great

Roll up, roll up to the Salford Circus: the gift that keeps on giving (or not, apparently...)

Neither objective, nor correct.
I presume the first try he is referring to is the one that was ruled out for offside...you know...the one where Scott Taylor ran down the middle of the field, from an offside position to collect a ball that was hoofed high from near the half-way line...
...in which case the second one has to be the Leeds try scored from a grubber kick on the 10 metre line which was hacked on by Stevie Ward who ran from an onside position to Ash Handley who ran from an onside position and went on to score 10 metres in from the touchline.
Hardly, I would venture to say, 'the same kind of move' and certainly not 'very poor calls'.

Maybe he has a different alias, you know one of the Herberts who have found their way here via West Yorkshire since the final whistle.

I in the main like Leeds fans but the couple of social inept s annoying us on here don't do you any favours.

There are 'social inepts' annoying fans on every board. It's a natural part of the gloating culture of competitive sports fanaticism.
I choose to ignore them, but I find it difficult to ignore such inept reporting from a supposed journalist. Not only does this report contain glaring errors, but frankly the prose style is more suited to a Year 9 English test than one of Britain's largest-circulation provincial newspapers.

Be thankful.

It wasn't written.

In his normal style.

Obviously in crayon.