Not sure you can really count the cost of your travel to the game and then push it back as a negative against the club? Otherwise it would cost me £1500 to go to a home game....I would be pretty p**sed off about that!

You have a choice whether to have pies, drinks and a few beers. Also, as far as I recall, they aren't astronomically priced.

I do agree that, similar to United, they could introduce vouchers for a free pie or free pint. One every other home game.

Only read the top couple of entries, but is the first list "Number of Forks in a Typical Family Tree"?

Excellent shot sir. Well played.

The first list is the average mensa IQ of fans per Town.
The second the number of 'intact females '?

Well seeing as the thread is going down the usual route of supporters "in breeding" why not call the club Marwans Red Devils and then you could play where ever he wants.

Do you mean in-breeding ?

Suprised you do not know the difference ... or do your fans breed at matches (it would explain the number of comments you lot make with f***ing).