If they answered the telephone they might get a few more sales here is a quote from a friend.

"Oh well yet again John Lee has tried to renew our season tickets but still not answering phone in ticket office. I wonder how many people have give up trying and not going to to bother buying a season ticket. I am considering not bothering . Not a happy salford fan at the moment"

All week he has been ringing the ticket office all week and nobody answers the telephone?????

I`m sure they are not the only ones. god help any new fans.

Its a joke

Only read the top couple of entries, but is the first list "Number of Forks in a Typical Family Tree"?

Excellent shot sir. Well played.

The first list is the average mensa IQ of fans per Town.
The second the number of 'intact females '?

Well seeing as the thread is going down the usual route of supporters "in breeding" why not call the club Marwans Red Devils and then you could play where ever he wants.

Do you mean in-breeding ?

Suprised you do not know the difference ... or do your fans breed at matches (it would explain the number of comments you lot make with f***ing).