Here's one which should raise a few eyebrows - and will probably be rubbished by those who "know better"

I have it straight from the foal's mouth that Mr Parish is debating returning from Oz to carry on with his work.

I can hardly blame him, considering, things were that bad he had to officially announce he had been seriously mislead stating " the job that Salford want me to do, and the job that I want to do, are 2 different things"

I wait with bated breath.

And they only lost 3 out of 7 games too...well worth the money that was.

To be fair two by a point each and the help of a very dubious ref and being a man (not only the captain but best player too) isn't that bad.

A loss is a loss however anyone want's to dress it up.

Rumours that Stuart Howarth is joining you guys. Just released by Wakey.

Three rumours i heard on Saturday:

1. The first SL game at Barton will be v Wolves.

2. The mellenium magic weekend will be the City of Manchester Stadium weekend.

3. The middle name of yesterdays ref is Bruce!

I may have made one of those up!