What about a slight change to Frank Sinatra's I love Paris(h)

I'm sure someone with artistic qualities can work on the lyrics.

I Love Paris


Writer(s): cole porter

I love paris in the spring time
I love paris in the fall
I love paris in the summer when it sizzles
I love paris in the winter when it drizzles

I love paris every moment
Every moment of the year
I love paris, why oh why do I love paris
Because my love is here

1st attempt

We love Parish in the Springtime
We love Parish win or fall
We love Parish in the summer when we're winning
We love Parish in September we'll be singing

We love Parish every season
Every match day of the year
We love Parish, why oh why do we love Parish
Because he's over here!

Tune: A Town Called Malice - The Jam

From Balmain to Barton and the Super League
but why he signed we'll never know
No money, no control, jobs for the boys
the deadwood has to go
But stop apologising for the things you never done,
you give a toss then back the boss
and it's up to us to change
Viva Matt Parish (yeah yeah)

Ba ba ba ba bada ba
Ba ba bada ba ...

You can't get the shed to sing anything that's original or has more than 3 words in it these days!

Maybe in light of rumoured 2012 recruitment

No Signings no Try, no, no Signings no Try
Oh, my little sister
In shed no tears
No Signings no Try

Everything's gonna be alright
Ev'rything's gonna be alright..
( Bob Marley )