"this might hurt a bit so keep still"

" You push and I'll pull"



"It's in here somewhere"

=#FF0040 A) Wayne! I said ' sort out the enemy ' not sort out my Enema ' .

[size=125B) Godwin's resort's to ' dirty tactics' in order to retreive ' the ' Yorkshire Bus ' Ignition key swallowed by accident by ' ever hungry ' Adam Sidlow [/size

Fist of doom:

"That's how we roll in Yorkshire!"

Wayne Godwin: Taking ventriloquism to a whole new level

"These Sidlow gloves are a bit cumbersome"

Well, what [idid[/i you mean when you said "if Adam makes a break, get up on his inside"?

"Salford searching everywhere for a new coach."

"Bleedin'ell Wagga I said you can shove yer Nandos up [iyour[/i ar$e"

Sidlow " When I said sick note my ar$e I didn't mean literally Wagga"

Now about that tenner you owe me ..........