How about super super dan
super super dan super super dan
super daniel holdsworth

and

swain....swain will tare you apart again

Simples!!

Y'know, we used to pride ourselves on putting some thought into these things...

Theres only one Daniel Holdsworth
Theres only one Daniel Holdsworth
Walking along, singing a song
Walking in a Salford Wonderland.

A song fior Reg, to the tune of Mickey Bubble's "Home"

[i"Another English day
It's f*cking cold and grey
In Ecckes and Weaste
And I wanna go home
And I'm surrounded by
A team that's f*cking sh*te
I feel all alone
I just wanna go home
Oh, I miss you, you know

"So let me go home,
I've got no TV, it's cold and frosty, I wanna go home,
Let me go home,
The fans call me Reg, can't find fresh fruit and veg, please let me go home"[/i

I'll have a think of one for Swain on my lunch hour.

Good effort

One for Martin

two foot two
eyes of Blue
little Ave it
is after you
nah nah nah

It'd be great if I had blue eyes

Here's my best effort on Luke Swain, to the tune of "Down Under" by Men at Work.

[i“Came from the Gold Coast, flew on a jet plane
The ginge who goes by the name of Luke Swain
When he gets the ball, he’ll make you nervous
Runs like the wind, tackles like a dervish
Now hear us sing”

"He comes from the land Down Under
Played for the Titans, not the Thunder
When he scores a try you’ll stare in wonder
You better run, you better take cover"[/i

we have aready got a cashmere song to that tune,

he signed from the land down underrrr,
hes got big feet and he runs like thunder
hes got longs hes a great offloaderrrr,
he'll run at you and knock you over
and we'll sing na na na na na na cashmeeeerrre
na na na na na na cashmere

Fook me, I've been to every home match since we signed him and don't recall hearing that one

. Must just come out for away games!



Oh well, back to the drawing board..............

PS. My version's far better