A group of us were once sledging Rangi Chase about his two sizes two small budgie smuggler shorts while he was stood waiting for a kick off from Wakefield, to which he turned round smiled and began to hold a lunge position. Any better reactions out there?

Not a player but once seen a ingoal touch judge secretly stick twos up at the fans behind the sticks

Last night we were singing 'Kylie is a girls name' to Leuleui and he turned to us and started dancing with a big smile on his face. Cracking reaction.

top man for that!

loves the banter does kylie

couple of year ago when we played at headingley loads of fans were calling him a fat barsteward and he just turned round,smiled and then lifted his top up lol

fair play to him

He's a great guy is Kylie. Genuinely nice fella. Going to be an accountant when he retires from playing.

I remember a set of fans calling Lauitiiti fat (!) to which he started rubbing his belly

not a come back but a few year back in london we were dinging to a prop. youve got a pineapple on your head. to which his other prop full back and stand off turned around and starting laughing and clapping at us. Always feels good singing songs which makes the players notice you.

quality.

years ago at the Boulevard

Fred Lindop gave a try from a blatant forward pass, whilst stood on 3d stand side waiting for the kick to be taken 1 irate fan shouted to Fred "oy Lindop are you f ing blind that was a forward pass"?

to which Fred replied with a wry smile " yeah but it was only a few feet forward, wait till you see the next one "

legend

and he kept his word

London v Leigh @ Crystal Palace. Referee Dave Asquith was overheard saying to one of the players "Stop your moaning. I took up refereeing to get away from the wife"

1986 Third Test at Central Park. Was behind the sticks under the scoreboard when Wally Lewis went in to effectively seal the game. I shouted something like "Eff you bald fatherless boy" and when the players came to celebrate with him he gave the two-fingered salute as his arms reached around whilst embracing another player lol.

I once ran the line for Ronnie Campbell at Wheldon Road, shortly after his treatment for bowel cancer. Some wag from the crowd shouted "oi Campbell, are you still wearing a bag?" To which Ron replied "yeah, do you want me to empty it all over your f***ing head?"

On another occasion I was reffing Leeds v Halifax Alliance at Headingley one Friday night. The scrum halves were Ray Ashton and Gary Stephens and the first half was simply one scrum penalty after another. I warned them both before the beginning of the second half that I'd be using the bin and sure enough the first scrum saw Stephens feed a scrum that the Fax loose forward was lucky to heel.

I called Gary out and before I could start bollocking him he enquired if he could ask me a question. When I agreed he asked what I'd do if he called me a c**t. I told him I'd send him off. He then asked what I'd do if he thought I was a c**t and I told him I couldn't do anything about what he thought. He replied with: "I think you're a c**t".

I just shook me head and let them carry on, accepting that I'd get a crap assessment

Another come-back incident although not by a player (it was me), it was rugby related. Me and three mates had been on the lash prior to a Challenge cup game at Knowsley Road. Walking from St Helens town centre to the ground we were stopped by a Merseyside police sergeant. He lined us all up against a terrace wall and proceeded to poke each of us in the chest with his big stick and stare into out faces. He got to me and said "there's a c**t on the end of this stick". Quick as a flash I replied: "not on this end there ain't".

The big bugger whipped me down an alley and beat the crap out of me. When I came back out me mates were still rolling on the floor laughing.