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Slight tangent but the ' SLTV: Man of Steel Awards 2010 ' on a popular video site now has subtitles available. Switch them on and see how wrong they get it!
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I'm getting tired of telling some people. tb
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What's the rumpus, Tom?
[quote="Pemps":1dso5atj]I can't confirm Bennett's exact words but I believe they were along the lines of "Strewth Ian, I wouldn't touch him with yours. He's a flammin' Gala". [/quote:1dso5atj]
[quote="Wigan Peer":1dso5atj]I keep my bin under 30mph to avoid fines...  [/quote:1dso5atj]
[quote="MattyB":1dso5atj]you cant tell me they are all busting for a turd.
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Please see for me if she's wearing a coat so warm
To keep her from the howlin' winds.:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_44075.jpg |
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Sorry people its a wendyball one.
Possibly the most enthusiastic commentary ever
"Clyde 1 Commentary: Mcfadden goal V France"
You know where
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'Thats one tonne of rugby you're looking at there... beef, brawn, muscle...The lot of it!'
Eddie Waring on a typical RL scrum
'That's St. Helens', Frankie Barrow tackling Leigh's, Leatherbarrow... No relation'
EW...
'He's going for the corner... yes and 'ees in, yes, eee's in...the little man's in!' [or words to that effect]
Ray French on Jamie Sandy scoring a try for Cas in 1986
'ooohhh and Sonny Nickle on a bollocking run'
Ray French
'and suddenly!'
Virtually every game RF comentates on
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You've stolen my washing
From out my back garden
You've tarmacked my driveway
Even though I said no
You've nicked my lead flashing
And weighed it in at the scrappy
Oh St Helen's tatters
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[i"And there was Steve 'Audi Quattro' Smith!"[/i
[i"20 minutes from the line!"[/i
[i"His hands in his 'air!"[/i
[i"It's rough, it's tough, it's Rugby League!"[/i
[i"This big, blonde-haired prop, all 6 ft 9 of him!"[/i |
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Challenge Cup
1923/24, 1928/29, 1947/48, 1950/51, 1957/58, 1958/59, 1964/65, 1984/85, 1987/88, 1988/89, 1989/90, 1990/91, 1991/92, 1992/93, 1993/94, 1994/95, 2002, 2011, 2013
World Club Challenge
1987/88, 1991/92, 1993/94
Championship/SL
1908/09, 1921/22, 1925/26, 1933/34, 1945/46, 1946/47, 1949/50, 1951/52, 1959/60, 1986/87, 1989/90, 1990/91, 1991/92, 1992/93, 1993/94, 1994/95, 1995, 1998, 2010, 2013
Charity Shield
1985/86, 1987/1988, 1991/92, 1995/96
Regal Trophy
1982/83, 1985/86, 1986/87, 1988/89, 1989/90, 1992/93, 1994/95, 1995/96
Lancashire Cup
1905/06, 1908/09, 1909/10, 1912/13, 1922/23, 1928/29, 1938/39, 1946/47, 1947/48, 1948/49, 1949/50, 1950/51, 1951/52, 1966/67, 1971/72, 1973/74, 1985/86, 1986/87, 1987/88, 1988/89, 1992/93
Lancashire League
1901/02, 1908/09, 1910/11, 1911/12, 1912/13, 1913/14, 1914/15, 1920/21, 1922/23, 1923/24, 1925/26, 1945/46, 1946/47, 1949/50, 1951/52, 1958/59, 1961/62, 1969/70
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Virtually every game RF comentates on'"
Thick St. Helens accent - "Now Den" every time someone makes halfa break. |
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Did you get rid of all the voices in your head? Do you now miss them and the things that they said?: |
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| Quote: Sexual Deviant "[i"And there was Steve 'Audi Quattro' Smith!"[/i
[i"20 minutes from the line!"[/i
[i"His hands in his 'air!"[/i
[i"It's rough, it's tough, it's Rugby League!"[/i
[i"This big, blonde-haired prop, all 6 ft 9 of him!"[/i'"
You forgot....OOF!!! |
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| Quote: wigan_rlfc "Thick St. Helens accent - "Now Den" every time someone makes halfa break.'"
"Now den, Cunnnnninghaaamm, from acting half." |
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| Quote: roversmad "You forgot....OOF!!!'"
and "it had to be" or "it's a Taarrrryyyyy!!!!" or "he goes forward with his bald head" as if he might leave his bald head behind in other circumstances. |
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"I've not come 'alfway round t'world fot watch us lose. And I've come halfway round t'world, an' av watched um lose":d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_10123.jpg |
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One of my favourites was when Stuart Fielden had a clear run to the line for GB against Australia, when he had his ankle tapped. "GET UP FIELDEN" shouted Eddie.
Non RL, but does anyone remember Harry Carpenter forgetting his BBC hat when Frank Bruno smacked Mike Tyson one? "Fighting back now Bruno AND HE'S HURT HIM! He's hurt Tyson! GET IN THERE, FRANK!!!"
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| Quote: TheJudge "Carney
Similarly, Brian's first stint as in journalism was as a touchline reporter for some local BBC tinpot station. Commentator asked him how it was on the touchline - Brian's reply was "I'm freezin me nuts off". Said in his Irish accent, it was hilarious.
Later on, commentator spied a subsitution and asked Brian to elaborate. Brian's reply was "I don't know I can't see a thing." Commentator asked him what he meant and he replied "Put it this way, Paul Anderson's just stood up right in front of me, and when you got a man 'dat soize' in front of you, you wouldn't be able to see a thing either"
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You've gotta love Brian Carney
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[i:2v2cei1t]'You put your Wendell in,
You take your Brownie out,
You put your Bennett in,
And you make it to the 8,
You do the Oki Chokie,
And you get knocked out,
Thats what St George are about' [/i:2v2cei1t]
[quote="dally messenger":2v2cei1t]parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="The Chief":2v2cei1t]What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
[quote="gutterfax":2v2cei1t]I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.[/quote:2v2cei1t]
NEW COMPETITION COMING SOON!! YOU COULD BE THE NEXT BARRY McKENZIE!! WATCH THIS SPACE!!
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| Quote: Ant80 "You've gotta love Brian Carney'"
You reckon?
I reckon he has got to be the most irritating bloke who ever tried to speak into a microphone
And his presenting style is that wooden when I saw him interviewing Terry newton (on that incredibly popular video site that none of us must ever mention) I thought I had tuned into a programme about the forestry commission by mistake.
It sounds like he is reading from his notes verbatim.
'So-terry - oi - know - its - hard- ter- talk- ahbite- but -tell -us -ahbite -whoi -yer -took -dose- droogs'?
What a clown
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The older I get, the better I was
Advice is what we seek when we already know the answer - but wish we didn't
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full-frontal lobotomy
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That prick Steve Ryder interviewing Jonathan Davies, Immediately after Wales's semi-final defeat to England in the 1995 RL World Cup.
Ryder: "Jonathan, after such abrilliant performance, why are you even considering going back to Rugby Union?"
Davies" "'cos it's fooking easier"
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| Quote: Barry_McKenzie "You reckon?
I reckon he has got to be the most irritating bloke who ever tried to speak into a microphone
And his presenting style is that wooden when I saw him interviewing Terry newton (on that incredibly popular video site that none of us must ever mention) I thought I had tuned into a programme about the forestry commission by mistake.
It sounds like he is reading from his notes verbatim.
'So-terry - oi - know - its - hard- ter- talk- ahbite- but -tell -us -ahbite -whoi -yer -took -dose- droogs'?
What a clown
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Just thank your lucky star's that Ben Ikin isn't commentating anymore they might as well dressed him in a Brisbane Broncos cheerleader's outfit. And yes it is that traumatic
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