Slight tangent but the ' SLTV: Man of Steel Awards 2010 ' on a popular video site now has subtitles available. Switch them on and see how wrong they get it!

Sorry people its a wendyball one.

Possibly the most enthusiastic commentary ever

"Clyde 1 Commentary: Mcfadden goal V France"

You know where

'Thats one tonne of rugby you're looking at there... beef, brawn, muscle...The lot of it!'

Eddie Waring on a typical RL scrum

'That's St. Helens', Frankie Barrow tackling Leigh's, Leatherbarrow... No relation'

EW...

'He's going for the corner... yes and 'ees in, yes, eee's in...the little man's in!' [or words to that effect]

Ray French on Jamie Sandy scoring a try for Cas in 1986

'ooohhh and Sonny Nickle on a bollocking run'

Ray French

'and suddenly!'

Virtually every game RF comentates on

[i"And there was Steve 'Audi Quattro' Smith!"[/i

[i"20 minutes from the line!"[/i

[i"His hands in his 'air!"[/i

[i"It's rough, it's tough, it's Rugby League!"[/i

[i"This big, blonde-haired prop, all 6 ft 9 of him!"[/i

Thick St. Helens accent - "Now Den" every time someone makes halfa break.

You forgot....OOF!!!

"Now den, Cunnnnninghaaamm, from acting half."

and "it had to be" or "it's a Taarrrryyyyy!!!!" or "he goes forward with his bald head" as if he might leave his bald head behind in other circumstances.

One of my favourites was when Stuart Fielden had a clear run to the line for GB against Australia, when he had his ankle tapped. "GET UP FIELDEN" shouted Eddie.

Non RL, but does anyone remember Harry Carpenter forgetting his BBC hat when Frank Bruno smacked Mike Tyson one? "Fighting back now Bruno AND HE'S HURT HIM! He's hurt Tyson! GET IN THERE, FRANK!!!"

You've gotta love Brian Carney

You reckon?

I reckon he has got to be the most irritating bloke who ever tried to speak into a microphone

And his presenting style is that wooden when I saw him interviewing Terry newton (on that incredibly popular video site that none of us must ever mention) I thought I had tuned into a programme about the forestry commission by mistake.

It sounds like he is reading from his notes verbatim.

'So-terry - oi - know - its - hard- ter- talk- ahbite- but -tell -us -ahbite -whoi -yer -took -dose- droogs'?

What a clown

That prick Steve Ryder interviewing Jonathan Davies, Immediately after Wales's semi-final defeat to England in the 1995 RL World Cup.

Ryder: "Jonathan, after such abrilliant performance, why are you even considering going back to Rugby Union?"

Davies" "'cos it's fooking easier"