Quote gutterfax="gutterfax"Tut Tut bazza. Your Crim pi55 is a whole 1.5% weaker than UK beer (on average) yet your yoof still behave worse than a warrington slapper on snakebite after a mere 3 pints......
Australian Beer isn't even beer......it's lager......poncy euro lager at that.
It's like me claiming that Tui is a quality beer...........it's pi55........London Pride makes most Souther Hemisphere beer look like tap water FFS......and I should know...I have been here for nearly a year and I've only been pi55ed once....and that was on Nelson mandela!'"
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Tui is fkn revolting!!
The last time Barry McKenzie sampled a flat luke warm pint of your typical pish weak pommie bitter I think it was around 4.0%.... if that.
It wouldn't be so bad if it weighed in around 8% or something... at least it would get you blind quicker so you didnt have to drink so much of it.
A truly revolting experience I can tell you.
Thank god for the crisp refreahing taste of an ice cold stubbie of VB down the Walkabout I say....even now its no longer 4.9% it's still a top drop.
The stuff back home on tap in a nice schoonie is better though
Cheers
