Its like one of them radio quizzes where you have to name the six celebrity voices.

I will go for Morley, Haraki, Dobson, Hohaia, Costigan and Withers

(OK not Withers, Tickle then)

Edit: Actually make that Ratchford

What Sonny & Bill

That doesn't sound like the most effective news management strategy I've ever heard.

Hmm, interesting tweet from an aussie tipster just now:

The Mole ‏@RLW_Mole 9m

BREAKING BAD - Gareth Hock thinking twice about coming to @TheParraEels .Got massive offer from Salford this week. Eels don't even know yet

Is Jean serious? His list consisted of nine players that would be classified as non-fed.
Salford will end up with Morley, Tickle, Paterson and a couple of fringe NRL players.

Chase couldn't get a visa to move to Hull last Easter, not going to get one now. If Dobson leaves Rovers it won't be for anybody but Saints. Briscoe is going to Wigan or Leeds. And Benji Marshall?? Deary me.

Benji Marshall has not re-signed with Wests Tigers for 2014 and beyond. Just why do you think that is?

Well it must be because he's going to sign for salford! I have a feeling that Salford supporters will be left feeling a little underwhelmed. Some elder statesman, maybe patterson and maybe an ex aussie international over for a holiday. Thing is, you need to build slowly, it'll take a few years to get to where the good DR wants to get to, just enjoy the ride.

Well considering he's contrated to the END of 2015 already, I doubt he's going anywhere soon

How so me getting sledged? Some people don't like sensationalist headlines.

How so it good for the game? People who know nothing about the game are asking me about "what Salford are going to do".

I hope it rubs off on other clubs and raises interest in the game.

Jean Cap is trying hard to be satirical in his postings in this thread. You do realise right?

I do but he could at least get his facts right for a start

i Think this thread should be locked.

It was started last monday with all sorts of promises from Cashcow about new players for MM and so far we have nothing.

Cashcow you are boring. !

I wish Koukash would keep quiet at times, although his quotes are getting us a lot more coverage in the local media and we are now the most talked about club on here by rival fans

No Durham he is far from boring. Just what RL needs. Besides he has had a lousy Horse Racing Day with 1 winner from 14 - so he may just be wondering why he doesnt spend more on the team instead.

Koukash boring? He's unbelievably entertaining. A little naive at times yes, but that just adds to his character.