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Alex Murphy said of Kevin Ward, 1986 Challenge Cup Final "he`s got a look of Barney Rubble"
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The older I get, the better I was
Advice is what we seek when we already know the answer - but wish we didn't
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full-frontal lobotomy
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kirkstaller wrote: "All DNA shows is that we have a common creator."
cod'ead wrote: "I have just snotted weissbier all over my keyboard & screen"
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"No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin." - Aneurin Bevan:2051.jpg |
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After David Hobbs nearly short-armed Greg Conescu's head off his shoulders in the 1984 tour:
"That was a bad one mate"
"Yeah but Conescu had a face like a robber's dog anyway"
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type in ' widnes batley' on a certain site, and go on the 1st one.
on 2minutes 9seconds,
" the hooters about to go, theres the hooter ( batley fans cheering in the background), why dont widnes drop a goal? last minute inside ball OOOOOOHHHHHH THATS WHY WIDNES DONT DROP A GOAL"
absolute classic
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| Quote: hammerman "type in ' widnes batley' on a certain site, and go on the 1st one.
on 2minutes 9seconds,
" the hooters about to go, theres the hooter ( batley fans cheering in the background), why dont widnes drop a goal? last minute inside ball OOOOOOHHHHHH THATS WHY WIDNES DONT DROP A GOAL"
absolute classic'"
That's awesome! |
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Anything by David Doyle Davidson
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| Quote: hammerman "type in ' widnes batley' on a certain site, and go on the 1st one.
on 2minutes 9seconds,
" the hooters about to go, theres the hooter ( batley fans cheering in the background), why dont widnes drop a goal? last minute inside ball OOOOOOHHHHHH THATS WHY WIDNES DONT DROP A GOAL"
absolute classic'"
Did the poor folks sat in front of the commentary box provided with complimentary waterproof, or more specifically phlegm-proof, jackets? |
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Australian commentry on Paul Carige, "he's made some of the dumbest plays I've ever seen in a game of Rugby League". Salford signed him shortly afterwards.
Also an Aussie commentator calling Andy Gregory "the tubby milkbottle".
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Did you get rid of all the voices in your head? Do you now miss them and the things that they said?: |
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| Ray Warren every time Jamal Idris touches the ball...."He's the biggest human being in the world"  |
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"Do you fancy a drink, I know a place called the brink,
D'ya wanna go there?"
"The only bloke in Harpurhey who wasn't at the Lesser Free Trade Hall, y'all.":2189.gif |
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| Quote: TheJudge "Phil ford, he's a stepper'"
I refer your honour to the fourth post on page 2 of this thread ... |
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Challenge Cup
1923/24, 1928/29, 1947/48, 1950/51, 1957/58, 1958/59, 1964/65, 1984/85, 1987/88, 1988/89, 1989/90, 1990/91, 1991/92, 1992/93, 1993/94, 1994/95, 2002, 2011, 2013
World Club Challenge
1987/88, 1991/92, 1993/94
Championship/SL
1908/09, 1921/22, 1925/26, 1933/34, 1945/46, 1946/47, 1949/50, 1951/52, 1959/60, 1986/87, 1989/90, 1990/91, 1991/92, 1992/93, 1993/94, 1994/95, 1995, 1998, 2010, 2013
Charity Shield
1985/86, 1987/1988, 1991/92, 1995/96
Regal Trophy
1982/83, 1985/86, 1986/87, 1988/89, 1989/90, 1992/93, 1994/95, 1995/96
Lancashire Cup
1905/06, 1908/09, 1909/10, 1912/13, 1922/23, 1928/29, 1938/39, 1946/47, 1947/48, 1948/49, 1949/50, 1950/51, 1951/52, 1966/67, 1971/72, 1973/74, 1985/86, 1986/87, 1987/88, 1988/89, 1992/93
Lancashire League
1901/02, 1908/09, 1910/11, 1911/12, 1912/13, 1913/14, 1914/15, 1920/21, 1922/23, 1923/24, 1925/26, 1945/46, 1946/47, 1949/50, 1951/52, 1958/59, 1961/62, 1969/70
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| Quote: Repo "Australian commentry on Paul Carige, "he's made some of the dumbest plays I've ever seen in a game of Rugby League". Salford signed him shortly afterwards.
Also an Aussie commentator calling Andy Gregory "the tubby milkbottle".'"
The little milkbottle with chunky legs haha |
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| Quote: Fred_The_SCR "Northern Eagles player v Brisbane around 2000ish - Ray Warren commentating after the Eagles player had juggled the ball 10m out trying to keep hold of it and still managed to beat the defence and go in for the try...
Paul Vautin - 'Oh its the juggler....'
Ray Warren - 'Put him in the circus... put him somewhere... he's too good for this game!!!'
Absolute classic on the spot commentary'"
Andrew King - Houdini! |
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Halifax v Hull KR CC quater final 1987
Alex Murphy talking about Wilf George.
"Just look at the size of those legs he's like one of those giant turkeys"
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Not the best but one i remember is after lauitiitis try in the corner against wigan 2006 stevo watching the video ref replay says "no no no....oh hes got it! this will be the try of the century!"
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'when my life is over, the thing which will have given me greatest pride is that I was first to plunge into the sea, swimming freely underwater without any connection to the terrestrial world'
Yves Le Prieur, the real inventor of the aqualung: |
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| Ray French at the Old Craven park 'they come here every week to salute their hero's'
Just as the high level camera panned across the toilet block with no roof, all you could see was steam coming out of it  |
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'when my life is over, the thing which will have given me greatest pride is that I was first to plunge into the sea, swimming freely underwater without any connection to the terrestrial world'
Yves Le Prieur, the real inventor of the aqualung: |
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| Quote: Dreamer "Good website here rlhttp://www.misterharold.net/joker/src/jkquot06.htmrl
I like "Fred Davis, the doyen of snooker, now 67 years of age and too old to get his leg over, prefers to use his left hand."
(Ted Lowe)
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"Ah! Isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew"
(Harry Carpenter'"
Was it Ted Lowe who said 'for those of you with black & white Tv's, the pink is behind the blue' |
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