Any team trailing in the game that concedes a penalty can be said to be "losing the plot".

'No doubt about it, all over the man trying to play the football'

'Can he add the extraaaaaaas?'

This one for me too.

If a team is attacking an opponents line but don't score, its always "There not utilising the dummy runnners!!!"

We could play "Stevo Bingo" - each of us choses a Stevo phrase and the 1st one out wins. Could be a decent game, well it might have been if there were more than 3 or 4 phrases to choose from.

The Stevo drinking game now there's an

Has anyone mentioned 'second phase'?

This thread has turned into 'a right shamozzle', you guys are all in 'cloud cuckoo land!"

There are.

I think 'reefed' comes from the old scottish 'reiving' which was the stealing of cattle/horses back in the 17th and 18th centuries. Reiving is quite close to reefing in sound.

'Without a doubt' though you'd think his bosses at Sky would 'get the message out' about him 'losing the plot' with the overuse of clichés and 'give them the rounds of the kitchen' if it doesn't stop.

and i thought i had too much time on MY hands

After having a little look, without a doubt, it looks like you worked overtime on this.

In terms of Stevo quotes there's plenty to choose from

Seriously though this made me laugh. Well done Aardvark.

No one has mentioned about Stevos kink for drop goals. Oh and it's not a forward pass, it's the 'momentum rule' !

Still he doesn't say "good bullocking run" .

I'm surprised no one has said "skill factor".

Don't mind it, just the way Stevo uses it, like when Brucie used to say "on the turn of this card will determine", it's just terrible.

Thread wrecker

Plus about 20 "one-pointers"..