I'm not sure why that is a problem. It's a parady of a similar speech from a commentator using similarly famous English people.
There is no insult to Marie Curie there. She identified as being French even though born in Poland.

All 4 played you plank.

Now if you'd have said they "went missing" them you may have had a point.



Sumptuous Salford were missing Lee Mossop (first choice prop), Ed Chamberlain (starting winger), Junior Sa'u (talismanic centre), Josh Wood and Logan Tomkins (back-up hookers)..... shall I go on or have you had enough of a schooling for one day?

You don't need to explain this one.
The score says everything you need to know.

Don't let the mickey taking hide the fact that Salford were outstanding.

Did they? I mean, they were present on the pitch, but I'm not sure how much playing they did.

Anyhow,well played Salford.

We need more results like this? It’s nice to see teams who have been written off by most on here proving everyone wrong. To me it adds a bit of romance back to the competition & hope to others. Just hope our side can show some of the same today!

Superior Salford slayed the Catastrophic Catalan .
Salford’s meat pies were fantastic . 3 at least will be contenders for try of the season , even this early into the season .

What do Catalans bring to the game . The majority of away fans at Catalans use the match as a long weekend or Holiday boosting the attendance figures , atmosphere and income to local economy .

What do Catalans offer in return ? , nothing .

Just seen the score because I didn't watch the game and that result must be the best from any team that as played in Catalan, Kudos to Salford because know doubt there will be experts saying that Catalan were without so n so, But to Nil them at home and score 46 points is fantastic and I'm glad for Saleslim too.



Up The Trin

Sale Slim will be sipping Sankt Laurent or possibly a Marques De Riscal 49 . Salford were showboating last night as the Desperate Dragons looked Deflated .

One handed pick ups , even playing soccer at times as they played keepy ups as they dribbled the ball to the line to score try’s .

Taxi for Mc Banana.

I enjoyed the satirical parody of a Capdoozy post used by My Mate Ronnie. Nobody is taking anything away from Salfords remarkable performance.

Some really classy attacking play from Salford but, WHERE was the Catalan defence.
Evalds looked to quality but, Tomkins ?? not too good at FB ??

Ou est Jean?



Come on fella you've had a full night to stew on the result, now let's hear your Jurgen Kloppesque excuse.....



Promise I'll stop picking on you then and let you get back to posting your usual drivel.



Btw, posting as another of your crony aliases doesn't count.