Is it the Williams sisters? Recon they'd be able to do a decent stint for Salford in the forwards...

Don't try to make light of what will surely be a historic announcement by Dr. Marwan Koukash, a visionary leader who is reshaping sporting life as we know it on the west end of the M 62.

"The Aristocrats"...... How very apt.

At the risk of getting sledged, all this speculation is great for the game...

How so?

a work colleague was at Pontefract races yesterday and was talking 3 fc players including tickle and he said to him that he was going to salford

Is it the Taxman and the new salary cap inspector?

I agree, whilst it is becoming a little tiresome listening to who were signing everyday it's giving RL positive press and more column spaces in the papers.

Exciting times!

Unfortunately we will have to wait a little longer for the annoiuncement because the details of all 6 signings have not yet been ironed out. It's felt that all signings should be announced at the same time.

I am sure that Dr Marwen Koukash does not like to delay such momentous announcements, especially when so many thousands of Britons are so eagerly awaiting the news. However the good doctor is a perfectionist who wants every "i" dotted and "t" crossed before he takes such tremendous news to the British public.

God there's taking the mick out of the situation and there's JEAN CAPDOUZE, you actually sound really convincing aswel. Lol

JC's a bigger bullshi$$er than Jay off the inbetweeners. Salford supporters will be knee deep in cluj if JC keeps this up for much longer.

Its like one of them radio quizzes where you have to name the six celebrity voices.

I will go for Morley, Haraki, Dobson, Hohaia, Costigan and Withers

(OK not Withers, Tickle then)

Edit: Actually make that Ratchford

What Sonny & Bill

That doesn't sound like the most effective news management strategy I've ever heard.