FORUMS FORUMS






RLFANS.COM
Celebrating
25 years service to
the Rugby League
Community!
  
FORUMS > The Virtual Terrace > RL fans living in the South
92 posts in 7 pages 
<<   PREV  NEXT   >>
Subscribe | Moderators: Admin, Durham Giant , TimperleySaint
RankPostsTeam
Club Coach7343
JoinedServiceReputation
Oct 200420 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Oct 2024May 2024LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
10025.jpg
For contributions, remittances, payments, and all other matters of any responsibility, please refer to someone else. “The British people love a good hero and a good hate” Lord Northcliffe:10025.jpg



Quote: gutterfax "Agree 100%, but it is the main reason rolled out on these boards as to why ANZACS don't come to games.....'"


They don't come because aside from a few notable exceptions they're not just not that into RL beyond whatever club the support back home, same is true of many fans from M62 belt.

RankPostsTeam
Club Coach7343
JoinedServiceReputation
Oct 200420 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Oct 2024May 2024LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
10025.jpg
For contributions, remittances, payments, and all other matters of any responsibility, please refer to someone else. “The British people love a good hero and a good hate” Lord Northcliffe:10025.jpg



Quote: Standee "according to Lister we're not wanted, unless our opinions (on everything) match his?'"


Listy disagrees with everyone, he could cause an argument in an empty house. If you're around get yourself a season ticket, a great think about Quins is we know we're crap and we know loads of people hate us because we're not the neighbouring pit village, so the only way is up. Expect the worst, and then you can only be pleasantly surprised.

RankPostsTeam
Player Coach4389No
Team
Selected
JoinedServiceReputation
May 200915 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Nov 2019Dec 2010LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
45452.jpg
[i:2v2cei1t]'You put your Wendell in, You take your Brownie out, You put your Bennett in, And you make it to the 8, You do the Oki Chokie, And you get knocked out, Thats what St George are about' [/i:2v2cei1t] [quote="dally messenger":2v2cei1t]parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time[/quote:2v2cei1t] [quote="The Chief":2v2cei1t]What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.[/quote:2v2cei1t] [quote="gutterfax":2v2cei1t]I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.[/quote:2v2cei1t] NEW COMPETITION COMING SOON!! YOU COULD BE THE NEXT BARRY McKENZIE!! WATCH THIS SPACE!! Barry McKenzie can be contacted at aussielegendbaz@gmail.com:45452.jpg



Quote: Kelvin's Ferret " If you're around get yourself a season ticket, a great think about Quins is we know we're crap and we know loads of people hate us because we're not the neighbouring pit village, so the only way is up. Expect the worst, and then you can only be pleasantly surprised.'"


'We know we're crap'

'Expect the worst and then you can only be pleasantly surprised'



Nice work.

I imagine he will be buying a season ticket first thing in the morning with a recommendation like that

RankPostsTeam
Club Coach7343
JoinedServiceReputation
Oct 200420 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Oct 2024May 2024LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
10025.jpg
For contributions, remittances, payments, and all other matters of any responsibility, please refer to someone else. “The British people love a good hero and a good hate” Lord Northcliffe:10025.jpg



Quote: Barry_McKenzie "'We know we're crap'

'Expect the worst and then you can only be pleasantly surprised'



Nice work.

I imagine he will be buying a season ticket first thing in the morning with a recommendation like that'"


Look Sherlock, I appreciate your an Aussie (or at least a pretend Aussie), but it's not exactly a secret that we're rubbish, I don't think many people will really buy into if I claim we're reall dead good, except maybe Aussies (and pretend Aussies) who haven't got a clue about RL except what some cretin like Andrew Voss tells them they should think as they settle down in their armchair to watch a game they've probably never seen live, but as they wouldn't go to a live game if it was played at the bottom of their garden it's neither here nor there.

RankPostsTeam
Player Coach4389No
Team
Selected
JoinedServiceReputation
May 200915 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Nov 2019Dec 2010LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
45452.jpg
[i:2v2cei1t]'You put your Wendell in, You take your Brownie out, You put your Bennett in, And you make it to the 8, You do the Oki Chokie, And you get knocked out, Thats what St George are about' [/i:2v2cei1t] [quote="dally messenger":2v2cei1t]parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time[/quote:2v2cei1t] [quote="The Chief":2v2cei1t]What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.[/quote:2v2cei1t] [quote="gutterfax":2v2cei1t]I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.[/quote:2v2cei1t] NEW COMPETITION COMING SOON!! YOU COULD BE THE NEXT BARRY McKENZIE!! WATCH THIS SPACE!! Barry McKenzie can be contacted at aussielegendbaz@gmail.com:45452.jpg



Quote: Kelvin's Ferret "Look Sherlock, I appreciate your an Aussie (or at least a pretend Aussie), but it's not exactly a secret that we're rubbish, I don't think many people will really buy into if I claim we're reall dead good, except maybe Aussies (and pretend Aussies) who haven't got a clue about RL except what some cretin like Andrew Voss tells them they should think as they settle down in their armchair to watch a game they've probably never seen live, but as they wouldn't go to a live game if it was played at the bottom of their garden it's neither here nor there.'"


For a so called fan of Harlequins RL you dont exactly try and sell the place to potential fans do you?

RankPostsTeam
Club Owner33944No
Team
Selected
JoinedServiceReputation
Mar 200421 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Mar 2016Mar 2016LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
9005.jpg
kcab sfrawdder Luck is a combination of preparation and opportunity Just to avoid confusion Starbug is the username of Steven Pike SOMEBODY SAID that it couldn’t be done But he with a chuckle replied That “maybe it couldn’t,” but he would be one Who wouldn’t say so till he’d tried. So he buckled right in with the trace of a grin On his face. If he worried he hid it. He started to sing as he tackled the thing That couldn’t be done, and he did it!:9005.jpg



Quote: Barry_McKenzie "For a so called fan of Harlequins RL you dont exactly try and sell the place to potential fans do you?'"


So you somehow think that posting on here is in some way going to entice people to come down ?

You really are an Aussie d040.gif

RankPostsTeam
Player Coach4389No
Team
Selected
JoinedServiceReputation
May 200915 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Nov 2019Dec 2010LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
45452.jpg
[i:2v2cei1t]'You put your Wendell in, You take your Brownie out, You put your Bennett in, And you make it to the 8, You do the Oki Chokie, And you get knocked out, Thats what St George are about' [/i:2v2cei1t] [quote="dally messenger":2v2cei1t]parra had no ball and still looked like scoring all the time[/quote:2v2cei1t] [quote="The Chief":2v2cei1t]What a knob Barrie MacKenzie is.[/quote:2v2cei1t] [quote="gutterfax":2v2cei1t]I like Bazza. He chose the name of a cross dressing Austalian institutions other persona.....and is your typical Aussie w@nker living in London whilst he tries to get some culture by visiting Prague to get pi55ed on Cheap Star, getting a fondle from a dodgy hooker in amsterdam and eating a snail for a bet when in paris. All of these things will make him a cultural icon when his visa runs out and he is sent the way of his great grandparents....alas, not in chains this time.[/quote:2v2cei1t] NEW COMPETITION COMING SOON!! YOU COULD BE THE NEXT BARRY McKENZIE!! WATCH THIS SPACE!! Barry McKenzie can be contacted at aussielegendbaz@gmail.com:45452.jpg



Quote: Starbug "So you somehow think that posting on here is in some way going to entice people to come down ?

You really are an Aussie aussielegendbaz@gmail.com:45452.jpg



Quote: wire-quin "Bazza you should be used to a sh*t team and poor crowds being a sharks fan. Your Capt this year was an over the hill pie reject

The Aussies didn't even turn up to see their national side play the world champs at the Stoop- The majority are middle class students bumming around pretending to be real hard drinking Aussies.'"



12,360 turned up according to a website.

Including me icon_biggrin.gif

And from what I saw there were hardly any Poms there.

Not a massive crowd... but when you consider probably 90% were Aussies or Kiwis it's not bad.

If your club sold real beer like VB or Steinlager the crowd would probably have been up by a third again.

QUOTE | REPLY
RankPostsTeam
Player Coach7392No
Team
Selected
JoinedServiceReputation
Jan 200619 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Apr 2024Jul 2023LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
20337_1416501684.jpg
Mac out!:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_20337.jpg



Bazza as you know they've had VB and them appalling pies several time this year a the Stoop and no Aussies turned up

When we were at Brentford the ONLY beer you could buy was VB and no Aussies turned up-they even sponsored us.

QUOTE | REPLY
RankPostsTeam
Club Owner20966No
Team
Selected
JoinedServiceReputation
Aug 200321 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Jun 2015Feb 2015LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
6679_1399761959.png
[quote="dally messenger":1gysl9ow]was watching an nfl doco. on one of their teams and they used the term bomb to describe those long high passes from quaterback to running back and i think gibson took that idea, realized you cant throw the ball forward in RL and adapted it to a "bomb" kick we have[/quote:1gysl9ow] [quote="eels fan":1gysl9ow]You poor poor obsessed fat ex vichyballin potato thieving stoaway.[/quote:1gysl9ow]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_6679.png



Quote: wire-quin "Bazza as you know they've had VB and them appalling pies several time this year a the Stoop and no Aussies turned up

When we were at Brentford the ONLY beer you could buy was VB and no Aussies turned up-they even sponsored us.'"

6 tins of VB for a tenner (per half)......thank God I only had to stagger as far as the Griffin to get home icon_cool.gif

QUOTE | REPLY
RankPostsTeam
Player Coach20628
JoinedServiceReputation
Mar 200916 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Aug 2016Aug 2016LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
44480_1390845286.jpg
It's been fun.:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_44480.jpg



Maybe if the sell some real ales you could get the real ale mob in.

VB ? would rather drink my own p*ss.

Hold 'The Church' at Quins then lock them in to watch the game.

QUOTE | REPLY
RankPostsTeam
Club Owner20966No
Team
Selected
JoinedServiceReputation
Aug 200321 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Jun 2015Feb 2015LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
6679_1399761959.png
[quote="dally messenger":1gysl9ow]was watching an nfl doco. on one of their teams and they used the term bomb to describe those long high passes from quaterback to running back and i think gibson took that idea, realized you cant throw the ball forward in RL and adapted it to a "bomb" kick we have[/quote:1gysl9ow] [quote="eels fan":1gysl9ow]You poor poor obsessed fat ex vichyballin potato thieving stoaway.[/quote:1gysl9ow]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_6679.png



Quote: Yed "Hold 'The Church' at Quins then lock them in to watch the game.'"




The Church is probably the lowest form of "entertainment' known to man. What's more worrying is that Bazza apparently has a loyalty card icon_eek.gif

Not many people know of this interesting fact.
In 1872 the Australians invented the condom, using a sheep's bladder.
In 1873 the English some what refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep first.

QUOTE | REPLY
RankPostsTeam
Club Coach6035No
Team
Selected
JoinedServiceReputation
Dec 200420 years
OnlineLast PostLast Page
Dec 2018Dec 2018LINK
Milestone Posts
0
100
Milestone Years
0510 1520 2530
Location
Signature
11371.gif
:11371.gif



Quote: Barry_McKenzie "Although it is a bit of a P in the A to get to Twickenham 'The Moon' Stoop from the Hammersmith/She Bu/ Willesden/Harlesden areas of London the main reasons Barry McKenzie never attended a Harlequins RL game were;

1. The team were very poor.

2. No one ever turned up and there was no atmosphere (hence 'The Moon' comment)

3. Harlequins have never had any half decent Aussies that any Antips would want to come and watch since the days of Jimmy Dymock and Dennis Moran when the club was the Broncos.

4. They don't sell VB.

5. I've never heard of any of the players.

6. 80 mins watching Quins RL would be 80 mins of my life I would never get back again.

7. The replica kit is foul and it would induce Glaucoma into anyone foolish enough to part with £45 for a jumper.


If these 7 points were addressed I would deffo have gone along.

Sadly I wont be here in sunny London next year to go along even if I wanted to... but even if I was... I wouldnt.

And I dont know anyone else who would either'"


The reason you dont watch live RL in London is because you're not an RL fan you're an online wind-up merchant that refers to himself in the third person, which proves you are a tw@

on a more positive note! Free parking with the platinum Season ticket! The Season Ticket that just keeps giving!

QUOTE | REPLY
92 posts in 7 pages 
<<   PREV  NEXT   >>
Subscribe | Moderators: Admin, Durham Giant , TimperleySaint
92 posts in 7 pages 
<<   PREV  NEXT   >>
Subscribe | Moderators: Admin, Durham Giant , TimperleySaint



All views expressed are those of the author and not necessarily those of the RLFANS.COM or its subsites.

Whilst every effort is made to ensure that news stories, articles and images are correct, we cannot be held responsible for errors. However, if you feel any material on this website is copyrighted or incorrect in any way please contact us using the link at the top of the page so we can remove it or negotiate copyright permission.

RLFANS.COM, the owners of this website, is not responsible for the content of its sub-sites or posts, please email the author of this sub-site or post if you feel you find an article offensive or of a choice nature that you disagree with.

Copyright 1999 - 2024 RLFANS.COM

You must be 18+ to gamble, for more information and for help with gambling issues see https://www.begambleaware.org/.



Please Support RLFANS.COM


3.615234375:5
RLFANS Recent Posts
FORUM
LAST
POST
TOPIC
POSTER
POSTS
1m
England vs Samoa
CM Punk
130
19m
2025 Season tickets
AgbriggAmble
174
31m
Rumours thread
Trojan Horse
2503
34m
Transfer Talk V5
christopher
423
39m
Planning for next season
leyther
167
51m
BORED The Band Name Game
Boss Hog
63003
Recent
New Players
BigTime
102
Recent
Film game
Boss Hog
5135
Recent
Game - Song Titles
Boss Hog
40508
Recent
Rhinos Ladies
The Biffs Ba
6
FORUM
LAST
VIEW
TOPIC
POSTER
POSTS
46s
Rumours thread
Trojan Horse
2503
1m
Film game
Boss Hog
5135
1m
Dons Squad 2025
Jemmo
8
1m
Pre Season - 2025
Chris71
115
1m
Its all gone a bit quiet
BigTime
17
1m
NBR Does Smithers have a hangover
Smithers99
7
1m
Rhinos Ladies
The Biffs Ba
6
1m
England v Australia
karetaker
32
1m
New Players
BigTime
102
1m
England Vs Samoa Test Series
Ex-Swarcliff
82
FORUM
NEW
TOPICS
TOPIC
POSTER
POSTS
TODAY
The Brick Stadium ownership update
Itchy Arsena
5
TODAY
Rhinos Ladies
The Biffs Ba
6
TODAY
Squad contract dates
Spookisback
6
TODAY
Paladin Sports
Deadcowboys1
4
TODAY
Magic Weekend
Wollo-Wollo-
2
TODAY
War of the Roses
Smiffy27
15
TODAY
Dual Reg
PopTart
2
TODAY
Vagana
Scarlet Pimp
10
TODAY
2025 Kit
Wigan Bull
6
TODAY
2025 merchandise
18th Man
12
TODAY
NBR Does Smithers have a hangover
Smithers99
7
TODAY
Its all gone a bit quiet
BigTime
17
TODAY
England Beat Samoa To Take Test Series
RLFANS News
1
TODAY
McMeekan
Trojan Horse
13
TODAY
Englands Women Demolish The Welsh
RLFANS News
1
TODAY
Lee Kershaw
Big lads mat
9
TODAY
2025 Shirt
The Whiffy K
11
TODAY
Home Shirt 2025
MattyB
1
TODAY
Uele contract extension
Khlav Kalash
5
TODAY
Squad for Match 2 v Samoa
rubber ducki
6
TODAY
2024/25 out of season mind occupier 2
Boss Hog
11
TODAY
Sky tv deals
karetaker
7
TODAY
2024/25 out of season mind occupier 1
Fantastic Mr
29
TODAY
New Kit
karetaker
62
TODAY
Memorable Games
Rugby Raider
6
TODAY
Hybrid rugby
moto748
11
TODAY
Pre Season - 2025
Chris71
115
TODAY
England v Australia
karetaker
32
NEWS ITEMS
VIEWS
England Beat Samoa To Take Tes..
568
England's Women Demolish The W..
523
England Beat Samoa Comfortably..
823
Operational Rules Tribunal –..
630
IMG-RFL club gradings released..
917
Wakefield Trinity Win Champion..
1411
Hunslet Secure Promotion After..
1642
Trinity Into Play Off Final Af..
1914
Wigan Warriors Crowned Champio..
1496
York Valkyrie Win Back to Back..
1761
Hunslet Book Relegation Play O..
2130
Penrith Panthers Secure Fourth..
1696
Wigan Humiliate Leigh For Gran..
1781
Hull KR Survive Warrington Fig..
1910
Warrington Wolves Break Saints..
2093


Visit the RLFANS.COM SHOP
for more merchandise!





POSTSONLINEREGISTRATIONSRECORD
19.64M +11,360 ↑2380,15414,103
LOGIN HERE
or REGISTER for more features!.

When you register you get access to the live match scores, live match chat and you can post in the discussions on the forums.
RLFANS Match Centre
There are currently no matches to display.
Matches on TV
Sat 2nd Nov
MINT2024 3 England M34-16Samoa M
WINT2024 2 ENGLAND W82-0WALES W
This is an inplay table and live positions can change.
Mens Betfred Super League XXVIII ROUND : 1
 PLDFADIFFPTS
Wigan 29 768 338 430 48
Hull KR 29 731 344 387 44
Warrington 29 769 351 418 42
Leigh 29 580 442 138 33
Salford 28 556 561 -5 32
St.Helens 28 618 411 207 30
 
Catalans 27 475 427 48 30
Leeds 27 530 488 42 28
Huddersfield 27 468 658 -190 20
Castleford 27 425 735 -310 15
Hull FC 27 328 894 -566 6
LondonB 27 317 916 -599 6
This is an inplay table and live positions can change.
Betfred Championship 2024 ROUND : 1
 PLDFADIFFPTS
Wakefield 27 1032 275 757 52
Toulouse 26 765 388 377 37
Bradford 28 723 420 303 36
York 29 695 501 194 32
Widnes 27 561 502 59 29
Featherstone 27 634 525 109 28
 
Sheffield 26 626 526 100 28
Doncaster 26 498 619 -121 25
Halifax 26 509 650 -141 22
Batley 26 422 591 -169 22
Swinton 28 484 676 -192 20
Barrow 25 442 720 -278 19
Whitehaven 25 437 826 -389 18
Dewsbury 27 348 879 -531 4
Hunslet 1 6 10 -4 0
RLFANS Recent Posts
FORUM
LAST
POST
TOPIC
POSTER
POSTS
1m
England vs Samoa
CM Punk
130
19m
2025 Season tickets
AgbriggAmble
174
31m
Rumours thread
Trojan Horse
2503
34m
Transfer Talk V5
christopher
423
39m
Planning for next season
leyther
167
51m
BORED The Band Name Game
Boss Hog
63003
Recent
New Players
BigTime
102
Recent
Film game
Boss Hog
5135
Recent
Game - Song Titles
Boss Hog
40508
Recent
Rhinos Ladies
The Biffs Ba
6
FORUM
LAST
VIEW
TOPIC
POSTER
POSTS
46s
Rumours thread
Trojan Horse
2503
1m
Film game
Boss Hog
5135
1m
Dons Squad 2025
Jemmo
8
1m
Pre Season - 2025
Chris71
115
1m
Its all gone a bit quiet
BigTime
17
1m
NBR Does Smithers have a hangover
Smithers99
7
1m
Rhinos Ladies
The Biffs Ba
6
1m
England v Australia
karetaker
32
1m
New Players
BigTime
102
1m
England Vs Samoa Test Series
Ex-Swarcliff
82
FORUM
NEW
TOPICS
TOPIC
POSTER
POSTS
TODAY
The Brick Stadium ownership update
Itchy Arsena
5
TODAY
Rhinos Ladies
The Biffs Ba
6
TODAY
Squad contract dates
Spookisback
6
TODAY
Paladin Sports
Deadcowboys1
4
TODAY
Magic Weekend
Wollo-Wollo-
2
TODAY
War of the Roses
Smiffy27
15
TODAY
Dual Reg
PopTart
2
TODAY
Vagana
Scarlet Pimp
10
TODAY
2025 Kit
Wigan Bull
6
TODAY
2025 merchandise
18th Man
12
TODAY
NBR Does Smithers have a hangover
Smithers99
7
TODAY
Its all gone a bit quiet
BigTime
17
TODAY
England Beat Samoa To Take Test Series
RLFANS News
1
TODAY
McMeekan
Trojan Horse
13
TODAY
Englands Women Demolish The Welsh
RLFANS News
1
TODAY
Lee Kershaw
Big lads mat
9
TODAY
2025 Shirt
The Whiffy K
11
TODAY
Home Shirt 2025
MattyB
1
TODAY
Uele contract extension
Khlav Kalash
5
TODAY
Squad for Match 2 v Samoa
rubber ducki
6
TODAY
2024/25 out of season mind occupier 2
Boss Hog
11
TODAY
Sky tv deals
karetaker
7
TODAY
2024/25 out of season mind occupier 1
Fantastic Mr
29
TODAY
New Kit
karetaker
62
TODAY
Memorable Games
Rugby Raider
6
TODAY
Hybrid rugby
moto748
11
TODAY
Pre Season - 2025
Chris71
115
TODAY
England v Australia
karetaker
32
NEWS ITEMS
VIEWS
England Beat Samoa To Take Tes..
568
England's Women Demolish The W..
523
England Beat Samoa Comfortably..
823
Operational Rules Tribunal –..
630
IMG-RFL club gradings released..
917
Wakefield Trinity Win Champion..
1411
Hunslet Secure Promotion After..
1642
Trinity Into Play Off Final Af..
1914
Wigan Warriors Crowned Champio..
1496
York Valkyrie Win Back to Back..
1761
Hunslet Book Relegation Play O..
2130
Penrith Panthers Secure Fourth..
1696
Wigan Humiliate Leigh For Gran..
1781
Hull KR Survive Warrington Fig..
1910
Warrington Wolves Break Saints..
2093


Visit the RLFANS.COM SHOP
for more merchandise!