I cannot reveal this in the interests of privacy.

But I can say that I hated rugby union because I never got the ball.

Have you tried googling Timuel?

Timuel is not a Samoan name. Timoteo is.

Chorley Infants?

Even more unlikely when you consider he claims to hail from France. The League Union devide over there makes ours look almost amicable.

Yet he keeps being allowed to post his tripe unmolested - how odd.

So you favour people being molested eh? Maybe I should forward this post to the Sex Crimes Unit of Wakefield Police?

That had nothing to do with your ability as a player I would suggest. With respect.

Hahahahaha ffs Jean

At last we have finally outed "vastman."

I ahead, will you be doing it from France or Chorley?

That clearly went over your head, the sidestep I had in mind concerned your reluctance to answer an awkward question, just like your answer below to what seems on the face of it a perfectly reasonable question.

Give him a day or two Shifty before you get your answer. He will have to scour the internet for schools that played both codes.

Has to be consistent with his false personna, to keep the fantasy of Jean alive.

To be fair, when I were lad there were 3 schools on the fylde coast that played both codes. If you weren’t good enough for the union team you played league.

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