Quote: Salford red all over "Wow I know we have some harsh critics out there but bottom 3, not sure where that one comes from but if we do I'll quite happily let you take a dump in my shoes.
Best go and tell the doctor his investment so far equates to a basement battle. WTF are you on ?'"
My dear chap, I have no desire to dump in your shoes, or in any item of your clothing, for that matter. Just calling it like I see it. I think Koukash has spent what he can on what he's been able to find, but I fear the total won't be the sum of its parts. Now don't think I'm some gratuitous Salford knocker. I'd love Salford to be successful, get big crowds and make some serious inroads into Manchester for RL. But from a neutral's perspective, taking your squad :
1 Jake Mullaney - FB - wouldn't be the first Aussie to come to Salford for a holiday, but let's reserve judgement - could be good.
2 Danny Williams - WG - meh
3 Martin Gleeson (vc) - CE - used to be a big fan when at Saints, but a total headcase off the field, and has largely ed away his talent, which is a shame. Waste of a shirt in most games.
4 Junior Sa'u - CE - Not quite made it antipodean, no better really than the sort of fringe islander London traditionally sign.
5 Francis Meli - WG - Too old and lazy now. But at least you won't have to experience his habit of making colossal feckups in Finals.
6 Rangi Chase - SO - on his day, brilliant with ball in hand. A terrible team player. Another off-field headcase. Trouble with a capital T.
7 Tim Smith - SH - Clever player, but another who has just failed to settle at a club or show consistent form. Don't see why Salford should be any different.
8 Adrian Morley (c) - PR - Great career. But it's over.
9 Tommy Lee - HK - poor hooker, already failed at several clubs
10 Lama Tasi - PR - who ?
11 Tony Puletua - SR - Big Tony was a star for Saints early on, but by last season, the ballboys were faster than him when jogging backwards, and his workrate makes the Greeks look like Stakhanovites.
12 Gareth Hock - SR - devastating on the field, but also sadly off it. Nutjob. Will lose more games with penalties than he wins with good play, and will miss plenty for disciplinary problems.
13 Steve Rapira - PR - meh
14 Théo Fages - SH - I thought last year the hype around this lad was entirely manufactured. He's ok. He's not great.
15 Darrell Griffin - PR - When your pack enters the field, do they get free pensioner mobility scooters ?
16 Andrew Dixon - SR - from a club which produces an endless supply of solid, unspectacular, unthreatening second-rows (Saints), comes one of the least impressive.
17 Shannan McPherson - PR - Hooray, a prop under 30. Solid, unspectacular.
18 Harrison Hansen - SR - Solid, unspectacular. Do I detect a theme ?
19 Matty Ashurst - SR - see Dixon....
I stopped there. I know there are others who will get a game when either your headcases are suspended for on-off-field disciplinary cases, or your old fellers in the pack are injured. But let's face it, none of them are names to cause the crowds to start shivering with excitement.
Should be good enough to turn over London and Widnes with no problems. Decent matches against Wakey, Cas etc. I predict a few thumpings against the top 6 sides. Sadly.