Up there with "the batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willy"

Qld Cup "He needs a quickie"

Good website here rlhttp://www.misterharold.net/joker/src/jkquot06.htmrl

I like "Fred Davis, the doyen of snooker, now 67 years of age and too old to get his leg over, prefers to use his left hand."
(Ted Lowe)

or

"Ah! Isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew"
(Harry Carpenter

Nothing and i mean nothing can beat the commentary from Mick Morgan on Dean Widders 80m interception try against Bradford last year... absolutely class

"He dunt go that far on his holidays"

Ray French commenting on a referees performance 'if he thinks that is 10 yards, I wouldn't like to carpet his living room'

....and he's doing a bit of a boogie!

Eddie Waring towards the end of a floodlit match: "....and the shadows are lengthening."

Northern Eagles player v Brisbane around 2000ish - Ray Warren commentating after the Eagles player had juggled the ball 10m out trying to keep hold of it and still managed to beat the defence and go in for the try...

Paul Vautin - 'Oh its the juggler....'
Ray Warren - 'Put him in the circus... put him somewhere... he's too good for this game!!!'

Absolute classic on the spot commentary

I think it was Sheffield v Wigan.

It was at the time of Pheonix Nights classic episode where Max is hired as a hit man, performing the act with an antique gun.

Tuigamala breaks and looks certain to score then falls inexplicably - cue Phil Clarke
"I think someone shot him with a broom handled mouser!"

Can't have been Tuigamala, he returned to the Dark Side 5 years before Phoenix Nights.

Maybe got the names wrong but Phil Clarke defo said it and it was very amusing at the time. Maybe got mixed up with the "ghost of don valley" incident I vaguely seem to recall

Can't remember who was playing but in an 80s NRL game one of the commentators talking about an isolated player "He's all out there. Like a shag on a rock." lol

Phil ford, he's a stepper

Carney :I'm as happy as a rabbit with two cocks bill

Bill Arthur: we are live Brian

On YouTube there's a clip of Andy Farrell who'd "like to thank big fat garry schofield for the inpsiration" to winning a MoM award.

there was a classic golfing one where the commentator described one golfers prematch rituatial of letting his wife get his balls out to give them a little kiss before the round.

Also on said video site is a video called "Ray French's Slip Of The Tongue", which is a personal fave of mine