Don;t dis the Kiwis Willie!

I could do that to mason too if I shoulder charged his face like Kidwell did.

Hardly makes Kidwell hard

Let me educate you on a few things about Matty King my good man.

Matt King pretty much was stuffed mentally when he copped a terrible shoulder injury back in Australia....in fact it was so bad he quit footy for a while. He decided to give it another go a few years later and asked my team Cronulla Sharks to take him on but he never even made it out of the reserve grade as he was scared of damaging his shoulder again.

He originally came from a town up on the North coast of NSW and was never really keen on Sydney having always preferred Brissy so he decided to try his luck up there ...joining an amateur side that luckily for him just happened to be one of Storms feeder clubs. He impressed the Storm coaching staff and was given a chance back in the NRL and was a pretty good player.

Sadly for Matty he got into a few disciplinary problems and also started to refuse to carry out certain tasks at training with the Storm as he thought CB's coaching could injure his shoulder (which he had told the coaching staff was hurting him again) There were also a few issues with a couple of other storm players that its probably best we call 'differences of opinion'

I do know he wanted to move to England as the game is far easier over here and the pay is better.

I wasn't aware anyone had come in for him though. I thought he had retired.

You spin a good yarn Bazza

Did you know Birdy was probably the least popular member of the Cronulla team and the rest of the squad used to torment him senseless??

He bought himself a top of the range car and used to bring it to training and crap on how much better he was at everything in life than his team mates and how he had a better flat, mobile phone, girlfriend etc etc

Naturally the rest of the squad got the jack of him and one day 'someone' borrowed his keys from his locker whilst he was at the gym and hid his car round on the leagues club car park before telling him it had been knocked off by a man of middle eastern appearance and was last seen being driven towards the city.

He burst into tears and went to ring his girlfriend only to find 'someone' had also glued the front of his flip up phone shut.

Another time 'someone' nailed his favourite boots to the floor of the changing rooms using masonry nails.

Poor old Birdy

Fuck me AP, it doesn't take you long to get back to your boring best.

If Mason can find Kidwell and ask him, politely to give him his back. Seeing as he hasn't asked for it for the past twelve months, one can only assume he doesn't want it.

AP?

Just a guess:

Australian Pr!ck?

Mr Provocateur? Surely not

Daft Bazzer what are you on? In the last few hours you have informed us about some bird you've apparently met and banged and made up some fabricated stories about 2 Aussie Players from different clubs from different states

You are a Walter Mitty