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| Has anybody mentioned Phil "I love Wigan" Clarke's comments that, according to him, when a player is injuired (like Briers was on Saturday through a neck injuiry & like Matt King has probably snapped his cruicate) apparently they should try to get off the field quicker.
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| Quote: 74' "Has anybody mentioned Phil "I love Wigan" Clarke's comments that, according to him, when a player is injuired (like Briers was on Saturday through a neck injuiry & like Matt King has probably snapped his cruicate) apparently they should try to get off the field quicker.'"
They did
It's consistent with his views that those who get injured are being punished by the rugby gods for things they have done wrong
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2760_1608132744.jpg [quote="king warrior":2yifc012]Dave do us a favour and gtfo you wopper[/quote:2yifc012]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_2760.jpg |
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| Quote: Mr. Zucchini Head "Never heard it myself but my mate told me that in one of the games one of them pointed out that "you should never let a bouncing ball bounce."'"
What's wrong with that? If a ball is bouncing, you should catch it, before it bounces again. You'd be waiting for ages if you arrived at the approximate location of the ball and held out until it stopped bouncing. The other team might pinch it.
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| Quote: Dave Lister "What's wrong with that? If a ball is bouncing, you should catch it, before it bounces again. You'd be waiting for ages if you arrived at the approximate location of the ball and held out until it stopped bouncing. The other team might pinch it.'"
But surely if you catch the ball before it bounces it is not a bouncing ball.
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| Quote: Mr. Zucchini Head "But surely if you catch the ball before it bounces it is not a bouncing ball.'"
Ah that famous ancient Chinese proverb. Deep.
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| Quote: Wheels "Ah that famous ancient Chinese proverb. Deep.'"
There's another
"Man who gets in argument with Dave Lister will die before he wins"
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| Quote: Wheels "Ah that famous ancient Chinese proverb. Deep.'"
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| Quote: carmont is king "i didn't hear that myself but I bet there was money changing hands.
For me that's up there with Ian Millward's post-match analysis of a Leeds-Bradford match a few years ago when he referred to Nick Scruton as "Nick Scroton". You couldn't see it, but afterwards you could hear the rustle of twenty pound notes being pressed into his hand.
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| Quote: TrevLovesJanice ""....and surely Adrian Morley will be this year's Man Of Steel"'"
what a silly thing to say... Morley doesn't even kick goals.
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| Not exactly ludicrous but very amusing nonetheless, A while ago I heard Eddie refer to Matt Diskin as Matt Dikskin. ![Laughing icon_lol.gif](images/smilies//icon_lol.gif)
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| Quote: Mr. Zucchini Head "But surely if you catch the ball before it bounces it is not a bouncing ball.'"
But if you are unable to catch the ball before it bounces owing to being too far away, what do you do?
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54062_1294991734.gif RLFans finest:
[quote="Saint77777":3t42372l]Maguire was a black mark on RL in this country. Whilst coaches like Daniel Anderson and Brian McLennan won championships on the back of exciting Rugby league, Maguire set out to win at all costs, evident by the way Danny Maguire was seriously injured and laughed at on the floor by the wigan players as he writhed in agony. Then there has been the constant bending back of limbs, trying to seriously maim the opposition. Even Phil Clarke has jumped on the bandwagon with his disgusting comments about the Danny Maguire incident.
I think its fitting that the 2 fairest teams in the comp, who have been on the receiving end of Wigans tactics should contest the Grand Final and make it a proper family day out instead of the knuckle dragging, salivating neanderthals from Wigan, that would pour into manchester on grand final day.
I for one cant wait to mingle with the Leeds fans and have a beer with them, rather than having to watch my arms and legs, should wigan have got there.[/quote:3t42372l]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_54062.gif |
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| Quote: Dave Lister "But if you are unable to catch the ball before it bounces owing to being too far away, what do you do?'"
Imagine this in a Brian Blessed voice...
DIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!
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| Quote: Dave Lister "But if you are unable to catch the ball before it bounces owing to being too far away, what do you do?'"
Stand with one hand on hip, pointing accusingly at team mates with the other?
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23997_1287161421.jpg [quote="Mark"]Great game of rugby league. Fantastic atmosphere, Wigan were breathtaking and dominant in all areas for the first 25 minutes, coupled with us making alot of dumb mistakes,then fortunately they brought McIlorum on which helped us back into the game. I thought some of the tries we scored to get us within two we're out of this world stuff. Towards the end we had to force it a little and we had a few things go wrong, i.e Monas kick on the first for King and Solomona going off who was causing havoc. Wigan were clinical in their eventual execution of us. Proud of Wire today and gave us a little glimpse to the future. Silverwood was awful as per, but I expect no less. Tomkins is a world class player and by far the best english player in SL. Wigan are a champion side and would be a worthy winner of taking our title as challenge cup. Good luck over the next month and a bit.[/quote]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_23997.jpg |
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| Quote: 74' "Has anybody mentioned Phil "I love Wigan" Clarke's comments that, according to him, when a player is injuired (like Briers was on Saturday through a neck injuiry & like Matt King has probably snapped his cruicate) apparently they should try to get off the field quicker.'" Maybe you should read all the thread
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